bootyquake it

[ecchis]

rate that ass meme

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Comments

[jadedlynx]

Depends on how many things I'm dropping. Five sounds like a pretty clumsy day.

[cruxial]

Is that right? Well I'd say your real appeal is being able to reach the top shelf. An highly valuable asset.

[jadedlynx]

Just for shorties, but I can see why it'd be useful there.

[cruxial]

Not everyone can be born a skyscraper.

[jadedlynx]

You should probably save that line for somebody with even more height, but I don't think it'll hurt his feelings too much. Brag about leg room on the airplane or something.

[cruxial]

Really? The only person I know that's been taller than you probably fabricated his height, so I think it's fitting enough.

[jadedlynx]

Or your world full of really short people? I meet people taller than me all the time every day.

[cruxial]

...I suppose Japan isn't the best place to get a Tall People Average.

[jadedlynx]

How tall do you think I am?

[ Japan does have a shorter population; Ash has learned that. But he's not particularly tall in America. ]

[cruxial]

Taller than 175cm?

[Which she assumes her demon friend is, though he always slouches. Honestly Ash and Ryan share the same height.]

[jadedlynx]

That'd be considered pretty small for a guy here. I'm not short, but I'm nowhere near the kind of height that gets people to look twice.

[cruxial]

But you could still reach the top shelf, and that's what counts.

[jadedlynx]

How many traumatic experiences have you had with these tall shelves? Sounds like a pretty big problem in your life.

[cruxial]

Look, you live through the embarrassment of a whole grocery store watching a shelving unit topple over on you and you don't ever forget it.

[jadedlynx]

That really happened?

[ Okay, he's not going to laugh until he finds out if it's true; if it is, he's definitely going to laugh. Sorry, Aoba. ]

[cruxial]

Haha, yeah. Had to walk home with stained clothes and check myself for glass shards because of the broken sauce containers.

[jadedlynx]

[ That finally earns a laugh. ]

It sounds more like you have a climbing problem than a height problem. That's why they have those signs telling you to get an employee for the top row, stuff.

[cruxial]

I didn't climb it!

[She exclaims as her voice turns up in a whine.]

I was on my tiptoes and leaning forward! It's not my fault my fat tits pushed it off balance!

[Aoba rocked the poor stand forward, and then because her side was heavier with items it teetered back and fell on her.]

[jadedlynx]

You probably would've gotten more leeway with the climbing story. I'm pretty sure that most people would judge you guilty of the stuff your boobs do.

[cruxial]

Yeah, well. It's not like I can hide that I'm a titty criminal from the locals.

[jadedlynx]

So you're the TitsMcGee I've heard about. I knew you were hiding a secret.

[cruxial]

Oh, I see. So you know my secret? I might have to take you out.

[jadedlynx]

Sorry, McGee, I'm sturdier than a shelf.

[cruxial]

I have other means.

[jadedlynx]

Ankle biting?