bootyquake it

[ecchis]

rate that ass meme

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Comments

[cruxial]

Haha, yeah. Had to walk home with stained clothes and check myself for glass shards because of the broken sauce containers.

[jadedlynx]

[ That finally earns a laugh. ]

It sounds more like you have a climbing problem than a height problem. That's why they have those signs telling you to get an employee for the top row, stuff.

[cruxial]

I didn't climb it!

[She exclaims as her voice turns up in a whine.]

I was on my tiptoes and leaning forward! It's not my fault my fat tits pushed it off balance!

[Aoba rocked the poor stand forward, and then because her side was heavier with items it teetered back and fell on her.]

[jadedlynx]

You probably would've gotten more leeway with the climbing story. I'm pretty sure that most people would judge you guilty of the stuff your boobs do.

[cruxial]

Yeah, well. It's not like I can hide that I'm a titty criminal from the locals.

[jadedlynx]

So you're the TitsMcGee I've heard about. I knew you were hiding a secret.

[cruxial]

Oh, I see. So you know my secret? I might have to take you out.

[jadedlynx]

Sorry, McGee, I'm sturdier than a shelf.

[cruxial]

I have other means.

[jadedlynx]

Ankle biting?

[cruxial]

I'll bite something!

[jadedlynx]

How forward of you. I'm not so easy so you'll have to settle for my ankles.

[cruxial]

O-oi!! I meant like your nose or something!

[jadedlynx]

[ Oh. Well. If that's not embarrassing. ]

If you could bite my nose, we wouldn't be calling you short!

[cruxial]

I could pin you down!!!

[At this point she's so drawn in to the argument that she's been getting tunnel vision on proving him wrong no matter what stupid thing she has to say to do it.]

[jadedlynx]

If you don't have a better argument than that, I'm not gonna buy it.

[cruxial]

It's not serious anyway, you don't have to buy it.

[jadedlynx]

So, if Japan's a place full of short people, why are the shelves so tall? Even by American standards, you're not that short for a girl.

[cruxial]

Small spaces. On an island there's no room to spread out, so you gotta go up.

[jadedlynx]

What good is up if nobody can reach it. What are you, 160, 165 cms?

[cruxial]

I'm actually taller than most of my female peers, but there are stools and ladders for employees. Realistically I could have asked for help.

I'm just impatient.

[jadedlynx]

Still seems like a bad design. In America, our main top shelves are for extras, not stuff people'll actually be getting on a daily basis, but McGee's known to be pretty rebellious.

[cruxial]

You can just consider that day a series of unfortunate circumstances. Not exactly the norm.

[jadedlynx]

Or a cry for attention. Criminals usually do things to make the news if they're not being talked about. You had to get your street name out there somehow.

[cruxial]

Oh, give it a break. Not like anybody'd want me in their gang with a rep like that.