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[ecchis]

rate that ass meme

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[cruxial]

I'll bite something!

[jadedlynx]

How forward of you. I'm not so easy so you'll have to settle for my ankles.

[cruxial]

O-oi!! I meant like your nose or something!

[jadedlynx]

[ Oh. Well. If that's not embarrassing. ]

If you could bite my nose, we wouldn't be calling you short!

[cruxial]

I could pin you down!!!

[At this point she's so drawn in to the argument that she's been getting tunnel vision on proving him wrong no matter what stupid thing she has to say to do it.]

[jadedlynx]

If you don't have a better argument than that, I'm not gonna buy it.

[cruxial]

It's not serious anyway, you don't have to buy it.

[jadedlynx]

So, if Japan's a place full of short people, why are the shelves so tall? Even by American standards, you're not that short for a girl.

[cruxial]

Small spaces. On an island there's no room to spread out, so you gotta go up.

[jadedlynx]

What good is up if nobody can reach it. What are you, 160, 165 cms?

[cruxial]

I'm actually taller than most of my female peers, but there are stools and ladders for employees. Realistically I could have asked for help.

I'm just impatient.

[jadedlynx]

Still seems like a bad design. In America, our main top shelves are for extras, not stuff people'll actually be getting on a daily basis, but McGee's known to be pretty rebellious.

[cruxial]

You can just consider that day a series of unfortunate circumstances. Not exactly the norm.

[jadedlynx]

Or a cry for attention. Criminals usually do things to make the news if they're not being talked about. You had to get your street name out there somehow.

[cruxial]

Oh, give it a break. Not like anybody'd want me in their gang with a rep like that.

[jadedlynx]

Unless you're about to tell me you really are an outlaw named Boobs McGee, that's a pretty serious answer for something that wasn't serious at all.

[cruxial]

Of course it wasn't serious! I'm just done with the teasing is all!

[jadedlynx]

[ It may not seem like he takes very much time to think on it, but it's just that he's able to think very quickly, and he isn't usually this off when it comes to a conversation. He assumed it was a mutual joke, but apparently, he miscalculated somewhere since she seems genuinely annoyed.

Height can be a sensitive topic, but he'd mostly followed his comments after her own jokes since Ash doesn't actually find her short for a girl. He's seen plenty of shorter girls in America, even. And the last comment wasn't about height.

Boobs? That can definitely cross a line, but he wasn't commenting on her breasts beyond the fact they were the self-confessed cause of the 'crime'. Still, maybe she's very sensitive about it?

Or the incident itself? It sounds like the kind of thing they'd both agreed they could laugh about, but maybe it was that embarrassing for her after all? Or maybe she's a bit more serious than he'd originally read, and he really did just joke too much. Ash does spend most of his time around people who wouldn't know serious until it's shooting him in the face.

He wasn't trying to be especially conscious of his words, but he also wasn't actively mocking her. Ash can be rough when he wants to be. Maybe that's why he's giving it too much thought. He is often enough rude intentionally that he's not usually that he's not often rude by accident. ]

Then I'll drop the charges.

[ It isn't an apology, but he has no reason to antagonize her further. With that, he holds up a hand in parting; it's the first time she's seen him leave, but he's prone to leaving when the situation is over without the usual 'well, I guess I should go' talk. If 'teases too much' and 'leaves too abruptly' is on his next 'con' list, it'll be fair. ]

[cruxial]

Thanks for letting me off the hook, [Aoba replies quietly.]

[Honestly being thought of as short is a blessing when you've been a head taller than most your peers since you were a teen. It's mostly the combination of the incident having been previously embarrassing, and Aoba attempting to laugh it off, but the whole joke continued far too long for her to be comfortable with. After all she's larger than her female coworkers by quite a bit — and not just in height.

Those attempting to be kind would call her sturdy, but "broad", "bulky" and "large" have also been used. Aoba isn't fat, but she certainly isn't small enough to be considered cute where she's from.

She tried leaning into the joke, but in the end her insecurities got the best of her.]