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THE NON-PENETRATIVE SEX MEME
Because sometimes you want something kinky yet tame.
You and your partner are about to do the dirty deed. You're ready to drop your pants, but what's this? They won't drop! Yes, try as you may, your underwear seems to have become magnetically attracted to your junk and ass, rendering both parties almost entirely incapable of intercourse. It looks like you'll have to use more creative means to get off. ~~Or maybe you just wanted to try something different. I don't know and I don't care as long as nothing's put in the holes.~~

Instructions and such:
1. Post with your character's name, canon, your pairing preferences and, optionally, a set-up for the scenario.
2. No prompts, no RNG, Final Destination!
3. Be excellent to each other!

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[Previous threaders/cast mates preferred; exceptions made in the case of awesomeness. Not quite feeling the whole MY PANTS ARE STUCK thing, more along the lines of the whole NO MORE BABIES thing. Also, awkwardness. Because it's Daryl.]

[Tell me and my thoughts of hella awkward prison frottage to fuck right off, please. Thanks.]

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Tres cool! I feel so naughty and BAMF for writing bewbs and pen0r at work. #ThugLyfe

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Ahahahaha oh man the only computer I have at work is the office one... IF ONLY.

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Sorry for the delay. I had a tag worth PAGES, then realized how ridic it was and chopped it down.

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Not to worry lmao I always have to do that. Tl;dr is how I roll.

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It was PISSED. I spent forever writing it and then I just stopped & was like 'WTF am I doing?' Geez.

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Hahaha story of my life. I don't mind novels, though, no worries :B

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You should if they're coming from me!

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fffff ESPECIALLY if they're coming from you :B

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TOO KIND you are. X) Also, poor Daryl. :(

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Any incarnation of Daryl is the poster child for "fuck my life"

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guh sorry for the delay, company this weekend :C

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Man, I hear you. Ffff Superbowl Sunday and the Monday after.

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I... Watched American Horror Story instead of the game. WHOOPS.

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I love AHS! I couldn't care less about football but was duped into hosting festivites.

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I totally enjoyed it! Oh man HOSTING? MAKE ALL THE WINGS.

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What is my life? X|

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Footbally, apparently. 8C. ...SHOW TONIGHT OMG.

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WALKING DIXONS!

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B E S T.

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Unlike many, I'm glad Daryl chose asshole Merle. Cuz dammit, I LOVE DIXON BROS DYSFUNCTION!

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...Are you me? I shamelessly love Merle and their dysfunction, idgaf. Rooker uuuugh gdi

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Man, I love it. How did Daryl and Merle become the most interesting characters on the show? Do want.

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I dunno but I'm super excited for more Dixon awesomeness

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UGH. I had this all good to go before bed but DW decided to go down. Assholes.

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:| Yeeeah I was already out by then but what a pain in the ass...

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Happy V-Day!

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You too, man! C:

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[This is perfect for him.]

[ So after a few casual encounters that made it quite clear how tense Jonathan was about their whole... situation, Dick decided it was time for some relaxation. What qualified as relaxation, though? Dragging Jonathan off to the south of France, more specifically a relatively known stretch of the Côte d'Azur. He had borrowed a villa from a certain client of his who owed him a favor; it was beachfront property and they could have a good stretch of beach to themselves.

The day was young and bright when they had arrived, so Dick suggested hitting the water. A quick change and then it was off to the shore. The water was bright blue and bound to be pleasant, with the warm sun beating down on them. He trotted across the heated sand and breathed out a small sigh of relief as his feet met the water. He continued to wade in, wondering if Jonathan was going to pull the shy routine again or join in the fun. ]

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[Men only for him, please.]

[Orihime was pretty shy when they first started dating. Oh sure, she was talkative and happy, but even the slightest incidental brush of his hand against hers would make her face burn red hot. It's taken a long time to get to this point. Which point? Well...sitting on the couch, her arms twined about Ryoji's neck, tenderly kissing the corner of his mouth as she closes her eyes.]

Works for me!

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Sweet!

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Now if the Ichigo in his game knew what they were doing... XD

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Ha ha ha! <3

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sob where did my notif go for this

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No idea, but I'm happy you found it!

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\o/ I am too!

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If there are any others you want to tag/play, let me know!

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Hm? Do you mean other memes? ^^

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Yup! :D

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ahhhh tag me on any of them with anyone, I'd love to have more~

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I'll be happy too! Just let me know if you ever feel overwhelmed, since I'm apt to tag a lot. :D

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Don't worry, I am the most terrible of taggers. As long as you don't mind me backtagging to infinity

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I do that too! TAG EVERYTHING I HAVE! XD

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FFT THAT WAS ONE THING NOT EVERYTHING /SOB XD

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Well I guess I could go hunt down MORE...

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No worries XD I make plurks with the meme links in them, usually, so just whenever you want.

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Oooo! If we're home at the same time, I'll tag anything you put up if I can think of something good

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I'll ping you in my recent meme spams then, and I'll check the comm

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Sah-weet! She also has an entry with links to previous TLH posts if you want any of those!

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I'll check it out, perhaps when we don't have so many smut threads lol

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_{[ cause i can never smut enough evidently. ]}

So: Challenge mode?

always ok....

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Re: always ok....

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Re: bro strider ▶ homestuck ▶ ota

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[ There's a perfectly valid reason as to why she's messing around with Marshall right now. She just can't think of it at the moment.

They're both occupying the Princess' royal bed, and PB isn't quite sure if she wants to push him off or pull him closer. She keeps throwing furtive glances at the door, looking faintly worried- concerned that someone might walk in at any moment. ]

If you bite me even once, I'll freakin' end you, okay?

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[Kinks here]

Edited 2013-01-30 13:31 (UTC)

[OOC: Maybe they just have boundaries established instead of magically adhesive underwear?]

[Orihime's reluctance to trespass on personal boundaries is slowly disintegrating at the end of every date she shares with Setsuna. A kiss on the cheek, then a brief kiss to the lips, then a long kiss while embracing. Now, she's actually to the point where she's not afraid of showing and receiving affection in the middle of a stay-at-home date. The movie playing on the television is forgotten, even at the climactic action sequence, as she's far more concerned with kissing Setsuna, fingers running through his hair and down the slope of his back.]