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THE NON-PENETRATIVE SEX MEME
Because sometimes you want something kinky yet tame.
You and your partner are about to do the dirty deed. You're ready to drop your pants, but what's this? They won't drop! Yes, try as you may, your underwear seems to have become magnetically attracted to your junk and ass, rendering both parties almost entirely incapable of intercourse. It looks like you'll have to use more creative means to get off. Or maybe you just wanted to try something different. I don't know and I don't care as long as nothing's put in the holes.

Instructions and such:
1. Post with your character's name, canon, your pairing preferences and, optionally, a set-up for the scenario.
2. No prompts, no RNG, Final Destination!
3. Be excellent to each other!