Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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cloud strife | ffvii(r)

[craaates]

[ misfires only! ]

✨ b o b a ✨

[vanguarda]

hey hurry up! boba waits for no one!

[craaates]

[ HE CAN'T. he's a little busy here. ]

hold on i'm busy

[vanguarda]

what? again?

[is it the crates]

[craaates]

[ shut up ]

get the boba for me [ brightideas.mpg ]

[vanguarda]

seriously... i was looking forward to this. :(

what flavor?

[craaates]

[ .........now he feels bad. ]

forget it
just wait for me
we'll get them together

[vanguarda]

are you gonna need directions again?

[craaates]

no

[ too abrupt.

give him a moment. ]

i've got this [ he does not 'got this'. ]

[vanguarda]

it's by the train station.

[craaates]

[ he... might have taken the scenic route.

how did the train station end up on the other side of town? ]

ok

[...]

what flavor are you getting?

[ see? guilt-induced small talk, he can do! ]

[vanguarda]

i'm going to try the flavor of the week! strawberry milk, i think it is.

[he never makes a choice, not really.]

[craaates]

[ he doesn't have a favorite either, so... ]

we'll try it together

[vanguarda]

one order, two straws?

[craaates]

no
we're not [ not what? ]

no

[vanguarda]

it's just a joke!

[was it though]

should have waited to say it in person to see your face.

[craaates]

[ well,

he, for one, is glad that he couldn't see his face. ]

don't joke around like that [ he'll take it seriously. ]

[vanguarda]

no joking around? fine, i'll be old and boring and serious from now on.

[craaates]

[ he doesn't want that though. ]

you wouldn't be able to even if you tried

[vanguarda]

is that a challenge? let's bet on it.

[craaates]

ok you're on

[vanguarda]

if i win, i get a kiss.

[craaates]

[ he was not expecting that, but... ]

and if i win?

[vanguarda]

up to you, isn't it?

[craaates]

if i win, you carry the bags