Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[vanguarda]

if i win, i get a kiss.

[craaates]

[ he was not expecting that, but... ]

and if i win?

[vanguarda]

up to you, isn't it?

[craaates]

if i win, you carry the bags

[vanguarda]

[what bags????]

you sure that's what you want?

[craaates]

[ he might have some Chores™ lined up. ]

yeah it is

[vanguarda]

well, you're a cutie so you only need ask. :) no need for bets on that one.

[craaates]

[ ......a cutie. ]

don't tease me

aren't you supposed to be old and boring and serious now?

[vanguarda]

we were setting up the bet!

starting now i will be.

[.....wait for it.....]

How far away are you from location?

[craaates]

[ he waits for it. ]

i'm almost there

[ keyword being "almost". ]

i'm taking a slight detour

[vanguarda]

Anything caught your eye?

[craaates]

[ there are a lot of crates ok? ]

there are a lot of cats around

[vanguarda]

You like cats?

[craaates]

[ 🤔 ]

they're ok

[vanguarda]

[it's the goddamn crates again!!!]

[vanguarda]

You know, Cloud, I can buy the boba and I'll meet you halfway.

[craaates]

no, you don't have to

[vanguarda]

They're closing soon, though.

[which is why time was important!]

[craaates]

i'll hurry up

when are they closing?

[vanguarda]

About twenty minutes! But last call for bubble tea orders are in ten!

[craaates]

[ shit— ]

i'll make it

[ he's starting to sprint there now. this is what happens when he gets sidetracked. ]

[vanguarda]

You can do it!

[poor cloud]

[craaates]

[ hE CAN'T ANSWER HIS PHONE RIGHT NOW?????

he's racing across town to get there in time. ]

[vanguarda]

[lmao]

Oh, wait. They close in two hours.

[too bad cloud isn't looking at his phone.]

"no action" we said — pipe dream of 2020

[craaates]

[ he is going to get there in EXACTLY nine minutes, skidding to a stop just in time to avoid colliding straight into him.

give him a second to catch his breath. ]

Here.