Call me, call me any, anytime!

[buckingham]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[vanguarda]

are you gonna need directions again?

[craaates]

no

[ too abrupt.

give him a moment. ]

i've got this [ he does not 'got this'. ]

[vanguarda]

it's by the train station.

[craaates]

[ he... might have taken the scenic route.

how did the train station end up on the other side of town? ]

ok

[...]

what flavor are you getting?

[ see? guilt-induced small talk, he can do! ]

[vanguarda]

i'm going to try the flavor of the week! strawberry milk, i think it is.

[he never makes a choice, not really.]

[craaates]

[ he doesn't have a favorite either, so... ]

we'll try it together

[vanguarda]

one order, two straws?

[craaates]

no
we're not [ not what? ]

no

[vanguarda]

it's just a joke!

[was it though]

should have waited to say it in person to see your face.

[craaates]

[ well,

he, for one, is glad that he couldn't see his face. ]

don't joke around like that [ he'll take it seriously. ]

[vanguarda]

no joking around? fine, i'll be old and boring and serious from now on.

[craaates]

[ he doesn't want that though. ]

you wouldn't be able to even if you tried

[vanguarda]

is that a challenge? let's bet on it.

[craaates]

ok you're on

[vanguarda]

if i win, i get a kiss.

[craaates]

[ he was not expecting that, but... ]

and if i win?

[vanguarda]

up to you, isn't it?

[craaates]

if i win, you carry the bags

[vanguarda]

[what bags????]

you sure that's what you want?

[craaates]

[ he might have some Chores™ lined up. ]

yeah it is

[vanguarda]

well, you're a cutie so you only need ask. :) no need for bets on that one.

[craaates]

[ ......a cutie. ]

don't tease me

aren't you supposed to be old and boring and serious now?

[vanguarda]

we were setting up the bet!

starting now i will be.

[.....wait for it.....]

How far away are you from location?

[craaates]

[ he waits for it. ]

i'm almost there

[ keyword being "almost". ]

i'm taking a slight detour

[vanguarda]

Anything caught your eye?