the sex hotline meme

[riyuji]

the sex hotline meme

1. Post as your character with their name and series on the subject.
2. Reply to others with your character calling their character's hotline or vice versa.
3. React as you see fit.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.

Comments

[11ady]

Only when the dice aren't loaded.

[ex_reforms251]

I've got something a lot better than that in my pocket.

[11ady]

Your boyfriend's number, I assume.

[ex_reforms251]

As a matter of fact, it's yours, considering I just backtraced it.

[ Thanks to his handy dandy portable VEDA terminal which totally looks just like an ordinary phone. ]

So do we have a deal or not?

[11ady]

[a flustered sigh]

Acknowledged.

[ex_reforms251]

Fair warning, technical talk is just a turn-on for me.

[ Put in this number like so... press this button like that...

Processing...

Processing...

...oho. ]

Lady Une? I wasn't aware I was dealing with nobility. Should I charge extra?

[11ady]

..........don't push it.

[ex_reforms251]

You sound so sexy when you're cornered.

[11ady]

And you're being paid to say that.

[ex_reforms251]

And you're being paid to catch people like me, but you're not doing a particularly good job of that, are you?

[ Idly scrolling through the data on his phone. "Preventers", huh? He makes a note to mention them at his next briefing. ]

But I meant what I said. I'm not the sort of man to lie... unless you'd prefer it, of course.

[11ady]

[two can play at the hacking game; let her just get to work at her computer]

Aren't you a bit young for this line of work, Setsuna F. Seiei?

[ex_reforms251]

[ Setsuna just laughs. ]

Aren't you a bit naïve thinking that data isn't already publicly available? And that it's even accurate?

[11ady]

Really, Gundam Meister? Is that public, too?

[ex_reforms251]

[ A blissful sort of sigh. Zero fucks given. ]

All this hacking business gets me so hot and bothered... can't we just skip to the sex? Or are you really going to pay me to act impressed when you obtain such meaningless data?

[11ady]

[All right then. Let's change tactics.]

Does it now? Do the members of your crew know what you're up to?

[ex_reforms251]

The better question is, would they even care?

[ Keep tryin', Une. This one's a hard nut to crack. Just to throw her off: ]

So how often do you masturbate?

[11ady]

Are they that hard-up on funding, Setsuna? They need you to stand on the virtual street corner?

[not happening, boy]

[ex_reforms251]

I do this for spare change, ma'am. And if you knew anything about my organization, you'd know we have an extensive list of private donors.

So I'm going to assume that's a no on touching yourself, then? When's the last time you even had sex?

[11ady]

[just enjoy a full thirty seconds of silence]

[ex_reforms251]

Don't tell me you're a virgin.

[11ady]

[just more awkward silence on this end, yep; you've certainly got her there]

[ex_reforms251]

Hey, no need to be shy about it. I think it's flattering. And it also means you've got standards, which is good.

[ Setsuna, not so much. ]

You know, you've got a really nice figure... I wonder how my hands would feel running down it.

[11ady]

You looked up pictures...

[ex_reforms251]

[ Clucking his tongue. ] Uh-huh.

The view from the back is even better, in my opinion.

[11ady]

Why?

[no, seriously, why would you even...]