the sex hotline meme

[riyuji]

the sex hotline meme

1. Post as your character with their name and series on the subject.
2. Reply to others with your character calling their character's hotline or vice versa.
3. React as you see fit.
4. ???
5. PROFIT.

Comments

Lucifel | El Shaddai: Ascension of the Metatron

[ex_disenchantment539]

rinoa heartilly | ffviii

[ex_pirouetted330]

xigbar (au) | kingdom hearts

[ex_witchiest447]

Sebastian Michaelis | Kuroshitsuji

[xthecorvus]

[olderfuji]

Hello~

[The man's silky voice is a low purr through the line, quite and intimate despite it being the first time they ever speak.]

I'm Syuusuke. Will you tell me your name?

Jim Moriarty | BBC Sherlock

[moriarty_hi]

[lostwithoutmyblogger]

[It's for a case. It really is. There's a man with a habit of serious theft and embezzlement and the occasional murder of a sex line worker or two, and Sherlock needs more information on him, so he's been sitting in this dreadful cubicle all night, every night for a week, headset on, entertaining himself with making deductions about the idiots panting in his ear, growling the occasional 'yes, fuck,' back at them. Occasionally giving in to the desire to eviscerate them emotionally and make them cry.

He actually has a few masochists who request him, now, but he keeps the calls short. The more clients he answers, the more likelihood of getting his deranged killer on the line.

When a new number comes through, he's on his good behaviour, picking up the line and greeting him with a borrowed softness in his voice. Geared very specifically to appeal to the man he's hunting, of course.]

Good evening.

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

[Awkward times ahoy!]

Bayonetta | Bayonetta

[theurgetoherbal]

Rachel Berry ☆ | Glee

[broadwaybound]

[ambitious]

(Quinn's fingers are practically shaking as she dials the number, and she's fairly certain that something as simple as a phone call has never terrified her this much before. But a phone call is safe. It's not real, which means she doesn't have to admit anything about herself. She was just a voice on the other end of the line)

AU!Merlin ☆ BBC'S MERLIN ☆ OTA

[imbue]

setsuna f. seiei ⚔ gundam 00 ⚔ open

[ex_reforms251]

yep, totally misdialed

[11ady]

[the moment the person on the other end picks up, she launches into her spiel]

Your services are required before we proceed with the next mission. Tallgeese III and the Taurus are far from ready to sortie and we're down one cruiser. Maintenance down at the hangar asap would be appreciated.

Edgar Roni Figaro | Final Fantasy VI

[edgar_roni]

[Sex hotline? Well...]

[aria_di_celes]

[Edgar for the love of god if you gave her the wrong number again she is going to hurt you.]

Lucifer | Supernatural

[ridessam]

Alice | Alice in Wonderland (Wonderland-resident AU)

[eatmedrinkme]

Baiken | Guilty Gear

[sliceoflife]

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang ♏ Homestuck

[octet]

mildly sry

[executor]

Girl get out of here you are going to give someone herpes through the telephonic device.

Quinn Fabray ♔ Glee

[ambitious]

Ise Nanao | Bleach

[eighthlibrarian]

America | Hetalia | OTA

[fromseatoshiningsea]

Greg Lestrade | BBC Sherlock

[tenaciousas]

Stein | Soul Eater

[aboutwhynot]

[marriedatoilet]

[Come on. Big money. Big money. No whammy.]