in like tfln.

[shitglasses]

ya got it.

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3.

[sinistral]

Oh, yeah.

I was bored.

[eyeofthehawk]

*puts Risk back in box* 👀👀

[sinistral]

What language did I write it in?

[eyeofthehawk]

Romanian.

[sinistral]

That means I didn't invite Natasha to join the fun. Probably gonna pay for that later.

[eyeofthehawk]

I won't tell her if you don't.

[sinistral]

This is why I like you.

[eyeofthehawk]

And here I thought you liked me because of my awesome coffee making skills.

[sinistral]

It's certainly a bonus.

[eyeofthehawk]

Nah, I've got it. You only like me coz of Lucky and I can't blame you.

[sinistral]

That dog is the best dog and you know it.

[eyeofthehawk]

Of course he is, he's MY dog.

[sinistral]

The last thing that followed me home with puppy eyes was Steve.

[eyeofthehawk]

Did you feed him pizza before he followed you home?

[sinistral]

Pulled him out of a trash can.

[eyeofthehawk]

After being attacked?

[sinistral]

After picking a fight with three guys bigger than him. So no, he never grew out of it.

[eyeofthehawk]

If Steve had an animal counterpart, it would totally be Lucky. They're both blonde idiots that always find trouble.

[sinistral]

If Steve decides to lick my face to wake me up I'm stabbing him.

[eyeofthehawk]

If he starts humping your leg, a newspaper to the nose usually works.

[sinistral]

If it doesn't I'm turning the hose on him.

[eyeofthehawk]

Just throw him in a cold shower.

[sinistral]

Or off the side of a building.

[eyeofthehawk]

He's knowingly jumped out of planes without a parachute before, what makes you think that'll phase him?

OOC

[eyeofthehawk]

Moved us to overflow