eyeofthehawk: (With Lucky)

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
If Steve had an animal counterpart, it would totally be Lucky. They're both blonde idiots that always find trouble.
sinistral: (★ 86)

[personal profile] sinistral 2020-04-18 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
If Steve decides to lick my face to wake me up I'm stabbing him.
eyeofthehawk: (Smirk)

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
If he starts humping your leg, a newspaper to the nose usually works.
sinistral: (★ 26)

[personal profile] sinistral 2020-04-18 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
If it doesn't I'm turning the hose on him.
eyeofthehawk: (Yeah... about that)

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Just throw him in a cold shower.
sinistral: (☆ 55)

[personal profile] sinistral 2020-04-18 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Or off the side of a building.
eyeofthehawk: (Yeah - like I believe that)

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
He's knowingly jumped out of planes without a parachute before, what makes you think that'll phase him?
eyeofthehawk: (Smirk)

OOC

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Moved us to overflow