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Clint Barton | MCU

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
1. I keep worrying he's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese.

2. Need to use your shower, bro.

3. I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

4. The ticket read "found nude in a tree"

5. [text/misfire him]
eyeofthehawk: (Oh Crap)

@notabirdcostume

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[from here]

Not covered but there might be some blood somewhere, just needs to wash off the smell.
Edited 2020-04-18 16:28 (UTC)
eyeofthehawk: (Yeah - like I believe that)

@sinistral

[personal profile] eyeofthehawk 2020-04-18 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[from here]

He's knowingly jumped out of planes without a parachute before, what makes you think that'll phase him?