sextin' and etc.

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[dominates]

we should do it again, then.
if only to compare which america's ass deserve to be on a higher rank.

[recruited]

I can already tell you that it's you.

Your ass. Not mine. I'm chopped liver next to you.

[dominates]

are you sure you didn't have a lot of beer when you made that conclusion?

[recruited]

Funny thing about the serum? Can't get drunk.

An entirely sober conclusion.

Do you think differently?

[dominates]

i do.
i still think your ass is the better representation of america.

with or without the tac suit.

[recruited]

Tac suit might give me an unfair advantage. There's an awful lot of padding in there for when I fall on it.

Gotta brace my fall somehow.

[dominates]

you're the type who easily falls, then?

[recruited]

I try not to make it a habit. Only when there's a gorgeous woman around. My legs just give out. Try as I might.

[dominates]

not what i expected from captain america himself.
and how often is there a gorgeous woman around you that you need tac suit padding?

[recruited]

You thought I only was attracted to the American flag didn't you?

[ He only likes it a little bit. ]

A bit. Usually to talk about my ass. She brings me pizza though and beer. Showing me that they can both be good. I know. I'm as shocked as you.

[dominates]

kinda difficult not to assume as much, you know.

[ name, suit, shield—c'mon. ]

please, i'm sure it's not just your ass she finds attractive.
she also thinks your refreshing reaction to good pizza and beer is cute.

[recruited]

Are you saying I should put my flag comforter away?

[ He's kidding. Or is he? ]

You've taught me the error of my ways. Good pizza and beer is an essential staple and I've been a fool all my life for thinking you could only have either or.

[dominates]

shouldn't you show it to me first?

[ like where do you buy a flag comforter? is it custom-made?? ]

you're welcome.
i'm glad to have introduced you to the wonders of good pizza and beer.
am i getting a reward for this good deed?

[recruited]

Donna, are you trying to get a sneak peak at my bed?

[ He knows a guy who knows a guy. Not that he has one. ]

I was always under the impression that good deeds didn't need rewards.

There's a chance I'm wrong though. What'd you have in mind?

[dominates]

i might be interested in getting the same sheets, you know.
american flag-themed. who knows.

[ and here she thought he buys it from souvenir shops in natl museums ]

let me get back to you on that.
i'm still thinking of what i can ask for, unless you already have an idea of what you can give.

[recruited]

My sheets aren't American flag-themed. Now my comforter? Another story entirely. But my sheets are one solid color. You're out of luck there.

[ Like he would sleep in souvenir shop sheets. He has class, Donna. ]

World is your oyster. I'm a man of many talents.

[dominates]

so there are no stars and stripes on your sheets?

[ hey, she's not judging if he is. ]

oh are you now, captain?
what other talents do you have aside from falling for gorgeous women?

[recruited]

I thought that would be a little much and clash with the comforter. My sheets are navy though. So they definitely match the flag comforter. I like to color coordinate.

The list is just endless. Honestly. It's best I just list things I'm not good at that you should stay away from. Like dancing. Terrible at dancing. I will attempt to crush every single toe that you have and maybe even fall on you. Depending on my night.

[dominates]

a guy who likes to colour coordinate.
very rare species.

fall on me? you don't think i'll be able to catch you?

[recruited]

Not so much rare as we just like to keep a low profile. We can't have everyone knowing about our talents.

Now there's a thought. You are stronger than me. I have faith in you.

[dominates]

you don't want more girls to admire your colour coordination skills?

i mean, we can't really tell just yet.
we should've at least tried to do arm wrestling last time.

[recruited]

Absolutely not. Just one girl. I'm an old fashioned guy.

[ Not these days, but sure. ]

Do you wanna come over an arm wrestle?

[dominates]

should i bring pizza and beer?

[recruited]

How about just the beer? And your biceps.

[dominates]

a new yorker saying no to pizza.