sextin' and etc.

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[recruited]

My sheets aren't American flag-themed. Now my comforter? Another story entirely. But my sheets are one solid color. You're out of luck there.

[ Like he would sleep in souvenir shop sheets. He has class, Donna. ]

World is your oyster. I'm a man of many talents.

[dominates]

so there are no stars and stripes on your sheets?

[ hey, she's not judging if he is. ]

oh are you now, captain?
what other talents do you have aside from falling for gorgeous women?

[recruited]

I thought that would be a little much and clash with the comforter. My sheets are navy though. So they definitely match the flag comforter. I like to color coordinate.

The list is just endless. Honestly. It's best I just list things I'm not good at that you should stay away from. Like dancing. Terrible at dancing. I will attempt to crush every single toe that you have and maybe even fall on you. Depending on my night.

[dominates]

a guy who likes to colour coordinate.
very rare species.

fall on me? you don't think i'll be able to catch you?

[recruited]

Not so much rare as we just like to keep a low profile. We can't have everyone knowing about our talents.

Now there's a thought. You are stronger than me. I have faith in you.

[dominates]

you don't want more girls to admire your colour coordination skills?

i mean, we can't really tell just yet.
we should've at least tried to do arm wrestling last time.

[recruited]

Absolutely not. Just one girl. I'm an old fashioned guy.

[ Not these days, but sure. ]

Do you wanna come over an arm wrestle?

[dominates]

should i bring pizza and beer?

[recruited]

How about just the beer? And your biceps.

[dominates]

a new yorker saying no to pizza.

[recruited]

If you keep buying me pizza and beer I'm afraid you're gonna think I'm just a bum who runs around in a tac suit.

[dominates]

if i'm dropping by, i think it's only polite to bring something.

[recruited]

Alright. Beer and pizza.

But if you keep bringing me pizza I'm just gonna think you're trying to fatten me up or something.

[dominates]

does the serum let you get fat?

maybe i'll just bring myself next time.

[recruited]

No. My metabolism is enhanced. It's the same reason I can't get drunk.

That's the best thing you could possibly bring me.

Not that I'm calling you a thing.

[dominates]

you're just calling me the best thing you can get during a visit.

[recruited]

I know the best when I see it.

Are you coming over or not? This arm wrestling debate is very important to me now.

[dominates]

i'm coming. we're so impatient, aren't we?

[recruited]

Inquiring minds want to know, Donna.

It's important information.

[dominates]

what minds are those, steve?
are they curious if i can catch you or not? carry you in my arms maybe?

[recruited]

Maybe catch me, but I had no intention of having you carry me in your arms.

But I thought we were arm wrestling?

Or we could go a few rounds if you want?

[dominates]

okay, maybe not.
i suppose we need to protect your rep as captain america.

a few rounds of arm wrestling?
or are you referring to someone else.

[recruited]

I mean if you really want you can. It'd just be kinda weird? There's no "rep".

I was referring to sparring.

[ Was he though? ]

[dominates]

of course there's a "rep".
you're captain america.

a few rounds of sparring after arm wresting. sounds exciting.
do you mind if i use your shower after?
i don't like going home feeling like i've beaten up a ton of guys.

[recruited]

Okay there's a reputation, but not one that prohibits me being carried. Even I get knocked down.

That's me. I'm an exciting guy.

Are you gonna use all my hot water?