sextin' and etc.

[inuyasock]

the sexting + phone sex meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[dominates]

i guess so.
unless you'd like to join me.
we can conserve more water that way.

[recruited]

We're showering together now too? This evening is shaping up to be pretty interesting. I'm in. But ya know we're gonna have to both be under the spray otherwise you're just mooching my hot water. That okay?

[dominates]

okay, i don't mind.
i just hope your shower is big enough for the both of us.

[recruited]

It's a walk-in.

I like my space.

[dominates]

how long before your hot water runs out in the shower?

[recruited]

Dunno. Never timed it.

Why? You planning on keeping us in there a while?

[dominates]

if i can. i take a while to shower.
unless you have other plans?

[recruited]

Nope. No plans.

Quicker you get here means the quicker we can abuse my hot water supply.

[dominates]

i'm heading over there now.
you'd think we have more plans other than arm wrestling and sparring.

[recruited]

Also beer and group showering. If that isn't important I'm not sure what is.

[dominates]

right, beer and arm wrestling and sparring and group showers.
this is going to be a very interesting evening.

[recruited]

I almost forgot.

I gotta show you my American flag comforter and my color coordinated sheets.

[ He doesn't have the comforter he's describing. It's actually going to be a let down when she finds out probably. ]

[dominates]

oh right, your sheets.
are they comfy? a girl has to ask.

[ that's a sad way to get a girl into your bed, rogers. ]

[recruited]

[ Sad or just not great at the whole pick up and hook up situation? Though the answer can absolutely be both. ]

I think you'll find they feel good on your skin.

[ Accidentally creepy or romantic? He's not sure. ]

[dominates]

[ she's heard worse. ]

i'll be the judge of that.
not that i don't trust you, but a first hand experience is better.

[recruited]

Yes, ma'am. Whatever you say.

[ It could have been worse. Before the war his flirting skills were practically nonexistent. ]

[dominates]

donna.

[recruited]

You're against the use of ma'am, huh?

[dominates]

not in general.
it's just that the last person who called me ma'am was someone who avoided calling my name because he can't remember it.

[recruited]

Can I ask why he can't remember it?

[dominates]

i don't know?
i'm not very memorable, i guess.

[recruited]

Bullshit.

You're very memorable. Don't think I could forget you.

[dominates]

as someone who might just beat you in arm wrestling?

[recruited]

Little bit.

But also you're just you. You're smart, funny, beautiful and you absolutely don't seem to take anyone's shit. And so far? You're pretty much fearless.

[dominates]

sounds like someone else.

[ wonder woman, anyone? ]

not taking anyone's shit and fearlessness are part of our job.
i'm sure you know.