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Some h/c makes the world go round...

A helping hand is all I need
a gen hurt&comfort meme
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▸ state if you're fine with crosscanon, assumed CR, au... ◂
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▸ state if you're fine with crosscanon, assumed CR, au... ◂
▸ ... and also state any other preferences ◂
▸ when responding, rng for relationship, setting, type of hurt and when it happened... or not. It's up to you! ◂
▸ tag around ◂
Relationship
1. Strangers.
2. Friends.
3. Colleagues.
4. Enemies.
5. Family.
6. Wildcard
Setting
1. An everyday street or park in a city.
2. A disaster zone.
3. A social event.
4. The middle of nowhere, far away from all civilization.
5. At home.
6. Wildcard
Type of hurt
1. Minor physical injury.
2. Betrayal, rejection, or another emotional hurt.
3. Mental trauma.
4. Major physical injury.
5. Grief.
6. Wildcard
When?
1. The cause of the hurt is still ongoing as the scene starts.
2. The hurt just occurred.
3. It's an old wound, but something tore it open once again.
4. It's been festering for hours, or days, or years...
5. Wildcard
Unlikely Crossovers R Us let's go
But Eorzea had its champion, and it was not a world like to take a punch without dealing three back. The hordes had been fought back quite some bit by the time the Slayer had followed their hunt, and honestly? That was a damn nice change of pace.
The people he'd talked to here - well, stared expectantly at after ripping through a bunch of demons and had them babble their thanks and explanations - had certainly been keen on mentioning their Warrior of Light. A soldier tasked with slaying gods, heh. Wasn't that something. He'd resolved to find this warrior. If they were as strong as he'd been told, he might finally have an ally on even footing with himself, and maybe, just maybe, he could save a Hell-torn world. For once.
Plus, he'd been told they'd been headed into a great, fleshy demonic nest off Eorzea's coast, and well. That wasn't amateur shit. They could probably use his help, and he'd get to tear apart a hellnest while he was at it.
The Slayer didn't find Squirt where he expected to, and that turned out to be a good sign. Rather than at the nest's threshold or down one of its twisting gullets, he followed a trail of slain demons to its pulsing center and came across the... tiny man collapsed just before the beating heart of the thing, clearly badly wounded and struggling to stand.
The single last imp descending on the Lalafell met its end in a shotgun blast and a spray of blood. The sound of the gun being deftly reloaded echoed wetly in the chamber, and the Slayer lifted the weapon to rest against his shoulder, tilting his head down at Squirt.
This was their Warrior? Huh. Takes all kinds.
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It'd been one hell of a trip, getting into the nest, getting past all the nests defenses, getting into the heart of the thing. No one even bothered trying to dissuade him, why would they? This was, more or less, his job after all. Probably shouldn't have just torn into it all by himself but... well, he wasn't going to hang around all day while this thing churned out voidsent waiting for other, equally reckless adventurers. Maybe if he'd bothered to find someone to go with him, he wouldn't find himself in this state: leaning heavily on his sword, shield raised but mostly propped up over him, frantically trying to heal just a few of the deep cuts and gashes he'd gained and collected fighting his way down here.
He didn't even notice the imp, up until the creature's pulped body splatted inelegantly onto the ground beside him, little more than jelly now. If nothing else, knew what a shotgun sounded like. Someone had followed him in, so it seemed. Thank the Twelve, really.
He cast a weary, cautious look over the top of his shield, swaying as he took in the sight of the fucking giant in armor that had picked off the last of the horde.
"... Was gonnae... get that one too in... in a second. Thanks mate."
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The man gave a dark chuckle at Squirt's comment, but made no other move to speak, instead kneeling down beside him to get a better look at how badly hurt he was. All right, he wasn't about to die, and seemed to be using some small amount of healing ability as well. Right then. The Slayer nodded, then pulled a handful of vials with some sort of glowing blue potion in them out of... somewhere, handing them to Squirt. The health boosts wouldn't heal much, but it would be enough for what came next.
Standing once more, he swapped the shotgun out for... that is a really, REALLY big gun. A big fucking gun that let out an ominous whine as it wound up, then let loose a massive wad of crackling green energy straight at the gigantic heart.
It did the trick. The heart gushed blood as it collapsed, and the entire structure they were standing in screamed and began to tremble.
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Squirt damn well knew a healing potion when he saw one though, and was quick to grab it, mumbling out another thanks before going to swallow down the contents as quick as he could drink it. Hopefully it'd be enough to get him on his feet and running. ... Especially considering what the fuck just happened next.
He dropped the vial just in time to clamp his hands over his ears as that gun primed up, bracing as the BFG discharged. The sheer force of the blast was enough to shake him near back down to his knees, propped up once again by his sword. No need to ask questions about what to do now, that much was obvious by the shaking of the now dying structure. Time to go.
"Right then! Up an' out, aye?" Even though his blade felt like it was made of lead as he clasped it back onto his hip, even though his shield seemed like it might break his back as he sit it into it's fastenings again.
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But that was neither here nor there, and he'd only give a sharp nod before turning to move, shotgun once again in hand.
And of course, he reached down with one massive arm to scoop Squirt right up as he went, already figuring that it'd be faster for the one of them with longer legs to be doing the movement work. Something that only seemed driven home when he actually began to run, and run at a speed that Squirt likely hadn't seen mortal man achieve before short of magical assistance.
...His grip was actually quite gentle, however - he seemed to already know where the worst wounds lay, and was careful not to jostle them.
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Sure there was some pain, yes, but the yelp he gave was less from that, and more due to sheer bewildered surprise, immediately latching onto the arm that held him as the armored giant just absolutely booked it towards the exit, at a pace that seemed more fit for a well trained chocobo rather than, you know... a large hyurian man in full plate mail.
Oh. Okay then. Guess he was along for this ride, you wouldn't hear him complaining about this. Not when he wasn't entirely sure if he'd have been able to make it out on his own two legs.
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As they neared the exit, his head tilted as if listening to something, and he nodded again and took a sharp turn. Ahead of them, a glimmering blue portal opened seemingly out of nowhere, and he appeared to be heading straight for it with no hesitation.
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Granted by the time he wrestled his pistol out, the giant had managed to shred them, leaving naught but blood and tattered flesh behind. Or voidsent chunks. Whichever came first. The bile that hit the back of Squirt's throat wasn't from the gore, no. Rather just the rapid pace they'd hit, the jumping, the swinging and the constant jostling, was what made his stomach try to climb out his mouth at least twice.
And right as he could see the exit, his ride took a sudden turn towards... Decidedly not the exit. Portal? Where? Why? What is going on fucking hell-
"Whatsat?!" Look not much time for anything more complicated.
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The Slayer took a few casual steps forward before setting Squirt down gently, then ambled towards the controls. As he did so, a synthesized voice came on from the surroundings themselves.
"Greetings, Warrior of Light. Welcome to the Fortress of Doom. I am VEGA, aide to the Slayer. My apologies for the abrupt transfer - rest assured, we will return you to Eorzea, and tend your wounds as well. This was both the fastest way out of the hell nest, and the easiest way to introduce ourselves. I'm sure you've noticed that my companion is a man of few words."
Meanwhile, the Slayer just grunted, jabbing at one of the monitors.
"Or perhaps no words is more accurate."