what's your number?

[semimeme]

 

what's your #?

a meme about what it says on the tin.

1. post with your character, canon, prefs if you like
2. include in your comment the number of individual sexual partners your character has had (feel free to headcanon it up; zeroes are valid)

3. comment to others. be surprised, scandalised, delighted, etc.

Comments

[chchchchie]

Umm...

[Alright... awkward part here that she should probably address before she gives Marie the wrong impression?]

Look, I don't mind you trying to put the moves on me? I guess? I just hope you don't get your hopes up or anything. I'm just not really into other girls for the most part. Even my best friend who I would literally do anything for would be... a hard thing for me to wrap my head around. I just don't really feel the attraction?

[Then again, she's never kissed anybody before, so she's not sure who she would be attracted to... fully?]

Like I said, I don't mind! I just don't even really know your name though, and you're clearly more experienced in this sort of thing than I am.

[onewithwater]

[Marie blinks before facepalming]

Wow, I really am coming on too strong! No, you’re right, you have no idea who you like and your reactions certainly show that the idea of being with a girl is not in the cards.

I’m gonna be honest: I have a feeling if I unintentionally flirt with you again, I’m gonna get punched in the face and deserve it.

I want a friend, not another partner.

...can we start again? My name’s Marie.

1/2

[chchchchie]

[Oh no! She made her feel bad! She didn't mean to make her feel bad! Now she feels bad!]

Wh-What?! No! I-

[Well... she didn't really think she'd be likely to get into any lesbian relationships, but that didn't mean Marie should feel bad for flirting with her?! She'd probably do the same thing with a cute gay guy? Did that make her bad too? No, she didn't think Marie was being that bad! Ugggh... this was a mess!]

2/2

[chchchchie]

[Marie's going to get a hug. Friends can hug friends okay, and clearly Marie needed a friend!]

Look, I usually don't punch people unless they're being really stupid or jerks, which you haven't been okay? You've been nothing but nice, even if you've been flirty or awkward. Okay... maybe I would have punched you for the details on the sex thing if I hadn't asked you in the first place? But again, I asked you first, so it's not your fault!

[And she's just going to give Marie a nice squeezing in her hug. See? Nothing awkward here, you can even enjoy some straight girl boobs squished against you? Or is that too much temptation? God she was REALLY bad at this! Just gonna awkwardly break off the hug here.]

Look, you're a pretty chill girl, and I don't mind being your friend, okay?

Re: 2/2

[onewithwater]

Ah...!

[Marie was caught off guard by the hug and was honestly tempted to hug back. Instead, she let Chie do her thing before she let go of her. Finally, she found her voice and smiled at Chie.]

Let’s face it - we’re both a couple of awkward girls right now. We both screwed up in our own ways.

Put it behind us and grab something to eat still? I think it’s high time I did something normal for once.

[chchchchie]

That's the spirit!

[Although a part of Chie is kind of tempted to ask about that 'for once' bit. Like, what kind of abnormal things has she been up to if she's only been with three people romantically?]

So where do you wanna go? I'm not super familiar with any of the places around here except for Denny's.

[Which is a meme that's only around sometimes.]

[onewithwater]

We can do Denny’s if we can’t find anything else. Especially since there’s also a Waffle House.

[Another meme place around at times!]

I think there’s a nice restaurant nearby. Shouldn’t be too expensive.

[chchchchie]

Well I'm really more of a steak and burgers kind of girl than a waffles and all night breakfast food kind of girl.

[Although technically Denny's DOES have steak and burgers?]

It's too bad there aren't any good beef bowl places around here. You get the most bang for your buck that way.

[onewithwater]

Really? Never had that before. Is it any good?

[chchchchie]

Hold on! You've NEVER had a beefbowl before!? This is a crime! A crime played on you by the part of any society that doesn't have beef bowls!

[onewithwater]

No, never! I must be missing out on something great, then!

[chchchchie]

Okay that does it! We're gonna get you a beefbowl if it's the last thing I do!

[Just for the love of god, don't have Chie cook it for you.]

Hmm... Do you think anyone around here knows how to make 'em?

[onewithwater]

I’m... sure someone does! Can’t be too hard, right?

[chchchchie]

Uh... sure? Maybe we can... make our own?

[ABORT! ABORT! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! DO NOT LET CHIE COOK!]

[onewithwater]

Sure, I don’t mind that at all!

[MARIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!]

[chchchchie]

Uh... sure! You just grab us some beef, rice, red peppers, onions, soy sauce, brown sugar, coffee beans, chocolate... uh... mint? Curry powder, oranges, peaches, eggs, cabbage, and uh... what the heck do they put in that brown sauce again? Oh! Probably flour! Yeah...

[Does she sound like she knows what she's doing?]

[onewithwater]

Oh, hold on! Let me write this down!

[Marie pats herself down before pulling out a cellphone and starts jotting down the ingredients for the meal.]