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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[wolf_blood]

ooooh, dirty

[whateveraspidercan]

You’re like my pinky toe, I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my apartment

[wolf_blood]

I have never been more in love with you than I am right now

[whateveraspidercan]

Because of the bad pick up lines?

[wolf_blood]

because you're telling me bad pick up lines, yeah

[whateveraspidercan]

Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you to the wall

[wolf_blood]

Please do

[whateveraspidercan]

Do you work for UPS because I think I saw you checking out my package

[wolf_blood]

Oh, you did, and it was not for work

[whateveraspidercan]

You know what I like in my girlfriend?

My cock

[wolf_blood]

So does she

[whateveraspidercan]

I’m actually super turned on right now

No pick up line, just horny

[wolf_blood]

flip that coin, then. and I'll race you wherever it says we're going.

[whateveraspidercan]

Tails!

[wolf_blood]

first one there gets to come first

[whateveraspidercan]

Well I’m already in your room getting naked so...

[wolf_blood]

that's not fair

[whateveraspidercan]

I didn’t make the rules you made the rules!

[wolf_blood]

I clearly didn't have all the information when I made the rules

also if you swung there, cheating.

[whateveraspidercan]

You can’t add new rules just because you lost!

[wolf_blood]

I'm not! I just hadn't finished listing the rules when you told me you were already in my room

anyways it is common race rules that you don't start on the finish line

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay how far away are you?

[wolf_blood]

About 15 minutes?

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I'll run as far from here as I can for 15 minutes and then we can start?

[wolf_blood]

I hope you know how much I appreciate that you would do that

but

and I also hope you know how special this makes you

I would rather have you there and naked than win

go on, screenshot that