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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I am really liking this plan!

[wolf_blood]

Yeah? You sure? I can cancel the whole thing.

[whateveraspidercan]

No no no no no, no need to cancel!

[wolf_blood]

I guess I won't, since you put so many no's.

[whateveraspidercan]

If anything I felt like I undersold the nos

[wolf_blood]

I did assume you were saying three for every one you typed, if that helps.

[whateveraspidercan]

Oh that does help

That’s much closer to the number of nos

[wolf_blood]

I mostly imagined it like that cause it was funny to, but I'm glad it had accuracy to it as well

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay next time we're together I want you do to an impression of me doing that many "nos"

[wolf_blood]

I'll start practicing

[whateveraspidercan]

This is going to be hilarious

[wolf_blood]

It's going to take a lot of practice to be able not to start laughing in the middle

[whateveraspidercan]

I cannot wait for all the laughing moments to be honest

[wolf_blood]

Yeah, that makes sense. Me either, if I'm honest.

[whateveraspidercan]

I like when you laugh during sex. It's cute and sexy

[wolf_blood]

Thank the gods you do.

[whateveraspidercan]

Sex would be less pleasant if I didn't like you laughing during it, that's for sure

[wolf_blood]

If you didn't like it, I probably would've stopped. But it wouldn't really have been a good sign for us in general, would it?

[whateveraspidercan]

Nope especially not with how funny you are

[wolf_blood]

WE are.

[whateveraspidercan]

Yes, how funny we both are!

[wolf_blood]

Agreed.