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[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I'll run as far from here as I can for 15 minutes and then we can start?

[wolf_blood]

I hope you know how much I appreciate that you would do that

but

and I also hope you know how special this makes you

I would rather have you there and naked than win

go on, screenshot that

[whateveraspidercan]

If you can get here in 12 minutes or less you can come first

So you're racing against your estimation?

[wolf_blood]

... Yeah, that's acceptable. I'll take that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Then I hope you're hurrying to get here in under 12 min!

[wolf_blood]

Are you doubting me?

[whateveraspidercan]

We‘lol have to see

[wolf_blood]

I can't believe you're doubting me. You're going to pay for that.

[whateveraspidercan]

Mmmmmhmmmm

Better hurry

[wolf_blood]

Now you're making me want to slow down as well as beat my estimated time

[whateveraspidercan]

If you didn't make it in time you'd be a very. Bad. Girl

And I'd have to punish you

[wolf_blood]

Hmm.

I'm going to turn around and walk back the way I came for a few minutes.

[She might be lying.]

[whateveraspidercan]

I 50% don't believe you

[wolf_blood]

Okay.

[whateveraspidercan]

Now I'm excited to see if you get here on time or not!

[wolf_blood]

You weren't already excited?

[whateveraspidercan]

Different kind of excitement

[wolf_blood]

Okay, fair enough.

[whateveraspidercan]

Sex excitement AND surprise excitement!

It's like a birthday or holiday

[wolf_blood]

That is what every birthday and holiday is going to include from now on

[whateveraspidercan]

Like in what way?

[wolf_blood]

In the way that there's always going to be sex and a surprise?

Well, I guess there won't necessarily be a surprise for EVERY holiday, we can exclude like arbor day, but the big main ones.

[whateveraspidercan]

Okay I am really liking this plan!

[wolf_blood]

Yeah? You sure? I can cancel the whole thing.

[whateveraspidercan]

No no no no no, no need to cancel!