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1. Soon, a visitor shall delight you.
Well, that's news to him, but maybe he should see about that.
2. Hold on to the past but eventually, let the times go and keep the memories into the present.
Is it inappropriate to laugh in a restaurant? Because he's laughing.
3. Your skill will accomplish what the force of many cannot.
Yeah... Tell that to the Sentinels attacking.
Well, that's news to him, but maybe he should see about that.
2. Hold on to the past but eventually, let the times go and keep the memories into the present.
Is it inappropriate to laugh in a restaurant? Because he's laughing.
3. Your skill will accomplish what the force of many cannot.
Yeah... Tell that to the Sentinels attacking.
"There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you."
[ Audrey smiles and shakes her head. ]
Considering my line of work I'm not sure this is good news.
[ Audrey smiles and shakes her head. ]
Considering my line of work I'm not sure this is good news.
⟢ Yaeris, utterly baffled by the news that rather than bones, they would use strange cookies for divination, is temporarily diverted from her plate of fried shrimp.
She breaks the cookie, beholds the writing, and then passes it on so Audrey can... read it to her.
"Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips." ⟣
She breaks the cookie, beholds the writing, and then passes it on so Audrey can... read it to her.
"Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips." ⟣
It's tough to be fascinating.
Well isn't that true. [He smirks and happily shows off the fortune to as many people as possible.] Come on, don't you wanna help make things easier by letting me be fascinating at you?
Well isn't that true. [He smirks and happily shows off the fortune to as many people as possible.] Come on, don't you wanna help make things easier by letting me be fascinating at you?
You will become much better acquainted with your Co-workers
Oh no, I think not--
I have avoided most Ascian get-togethers for the better part of three centuries, I will avoid another three centuries if need be.
If I have to hear another pony story from Lahabrea, I will retch.
Oh no, I think not--
I have avoided most Ascian get-togethers for the better part of three centuries, I will avoid another three centuries if need be.
If I have to hear another pony story from Lahabrea, I will retch.
"A new wardrobe brings great joy and change in your life."
Best fortune ever. I want some Prada.
Best fortune ever. I want some Prada.
1. You're true love will show themselves to you under the moonlight.
A good thing then that the night sky has returned to the land then, hmm?
2. You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
I certainly hope that is the case. Though I find myself often in good company as of late.
A good thing then that the night sky has returned to the land then, hmm?
2. You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
I certainly hope that is the case. Though I find myself often in good company as of late.
1. You only need look to your own reflection for inspiration. Because you are Beautiful!
I didn't know these things could be sarcastic.
2. "Accept yourself"
For the last time, no.
3. A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
[ He immediately starts to sweat nervously. He hates surprises. ]
4. There is someone rather annoying in your life that you need to listen to.
[ He slowly looks over to the person he's eating with, and silently stares. ]
5. Bad luck and ill misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
I agree with this one.
I didn't know these things could be sarcastic.
2. "Accept yourself"
For the last time, no.
3. A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
[ He immediately starts to sweat nervously. He hates surprises. ]
4. There is someone rather annoying in your life that you need to listen to.
[ He slowly looks over to the person he's eating with, and silently stares. ]
5. Bad luck and ill misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
I agree with this one.
"You only need look to your own reflection for inspiration. Because you are Beautiful!"
... huh?
[ at least give him some money fortune, smfh. ]
... huh?
[ at least give him some money fortune, smfh. ]
1.
"Who asked you anyway?"
2.
"What do you think I've been trying to do?"
3.
"..."
"The cooler you think you are the dumber you look.""Who asked you anyway?"
2.
"You are what you are; understand yourself before you react""What do you think I've been trying to do?"
3.
"A wish is what makes life happen when you dream of rose petals.""..."
The woman tilts her head a little, but otherwise seems to not have much of a reaction physically.
"...huh?"
It's probably good she's learned to verbalize her feelings. In this case, confusion.
"...huh?"
It's probably good she's learned to verbalize her feelings. In this case, confusion.
1. Poverty is no disgrace.
Ha. Tell that to my Dad.
2. You can open doors with your charm and patience.
Charm totally, but everyone knows I'm not that patient.
3. To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Oh, it's good to know that I'll get old.
4. The cure for grief is movement.
Party after Dad's dead!
Ha. Tell that to my Dad.
2. You can open doors with your charm and patience.
Charm totally, but everyone knows I'm not that patient.
3. To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid.
Oh, it's good to know that I'll get old.
4. The cure for grief is movement.
Party after Dad's dead!
Edited 2019-08-10 20:46 (UTC)
1) "You love Chinese food," Claire reads, laughing. "That might be the most accurate fortune I've ever had."
2) "Do not upset the penguin today." And cue an extremely puzzled face. "What?! What penguin?"
3) "Your fondest dream will come true within this year." She blinks, tilting her head. "I'm not even sure what my fondest dream is."
2) "Do not upset the penguin today." And cue an extremely puzzled face. "What?! What penguin?"
3) "Your fondest dream will come true within this year." She blinks, tilting her head. "I'm not even sure what my fondest dream is."
‘Someone stole your fortune and replaced it with this one. Your luck sucks. Have a good day!’
[Aziraphale is squinting sceptically at his fortune cookie, shoulders ruffling slightly with a huff,]
Well, that’s just rude!
((OOC: This is the first one I got and I kid you not, I died laughing. It’s perfect.))
[Aziraphale is squinting sceptically at his fortune cookie, shoulders ruffling slightly with a huff,]
Well, that’s just rude!
((OOC: This is the first one I got and I kid you not, I died laughing. It’s perfect.))
Edited 2019-08-10 21:28 (UTC)
“A chance meeting opens new doors to success and friendship.”
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, sure.
Edited 2019-08-10 21:36 (UTC)
“See if you can learn from the children.”
Absolutely. My students have taught me quite a bit.
Absolutely. My students have taught me quite a bit.
"Change can hurt, but it leads a path to something better."
That's not completely off the mark.
That's not completely off the mark.
"Use your head, but live in your heart."
[A beat and then she huffs out an amused breath, smirking a little.]
You're sort of preaching to the choir here, cookie.
[A beat and then she huffs out an amused breath, smirking a little.]
You're sort of preaching to the choir here, cookie.
It's so fitting the cookie called you a homewrecker.
When you're about to turn your heart into a stone remember: you do not walk alone.
I can't determine if the rhyme is happy coincidence or not.
I can't determine if the rhyme is happy coincidence or not.
"Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor."
Ain't that the truth.
Ain't that the truth.
1. How can you have a beautiful ending without making beautiful mistakes?
↪ first off, fuck you cookie! Second, fuck you sideways.
↪ first off, fuck you cookie! Second, fuck you sideways.
Edited 2019-08-11 05:46 (UTC)
You are not a ghost.
Ah, are you certain? I could have sworn that I was.
Ah, are you certain? I could have sworn that I was.
Edited 2019-08-11 06:11 (UTC)
An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!
Somehow I don't think this is a good thing... [ huff ]
Somehow I don't think this is a good thing... [ huff ]
[... And that sure is a teenage girl appearing with a faint "pop"]
... What in the world...?!
[Well, at least she's not in her Metaverse outfit...]
... What in the world...?!
[Well, at least she's not in her Metaverse outfit...]
1. Old friends make best friends.
Hmm? That seems rather an obvious one, doesn't it...? [headtilt]
2. The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.
I would say so, despite certain contrary viewpoints.
3. Friends long absent are coming back to you.
[...headtilt] Many are still in the foothills, though there are those I suppose I've met since my journey to Eorzea...
Hmm? That seems rather an obvious one, doesn't it...? [headtilt]
2. The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.
I would say so, despite certain contrary viewpoints.
3. Friends long absent are coming back to you.
[...headtilt] Many are still in the foothills, though there are those I suppose I've met since my journey to Eorzea...
i. "Your fortune is as sweet as a cookie."
[... eats the cookie?]
ii. "There is someone rather annoying in your life that you need to listen to."
[............ don't turn around. Don't turn around.]
iii. "Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor."
[... yeah, sure. He'll bite. /pdead]
[... eats the cookie?]
ii. "There is someone rather annoying in your life that you need to listen to."
[............ don't turn around. Don't turn around.]
iii. "Sometimes you just need to lay on the floor."
[... yeah, sure. He'll bite. /pdead]
[Estinien's current goal for the afternoon: walk in, order food, scarf food down as quickly as possible, and get back to his mission du-jour. Which would be easier if there wasn't a big lump of armored hyur on the floor blocking his path.]
. . .
[He just stares for a moment, but it looks like he doesn't recognize who this is just yet. So, he does what any reasonable person would do: he nudges him with his foot to see if he's still alive.]
. . .
[He just stares for a moment, but it looks like he doesn't recognize who this is just yet. So, he does what any reasonable person would do: he nudges him with his foot to see if he's still alive.]
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