fortune cookie meme

[shelliemay]

1. Head over here to get a fortune.

↪ Hit [open a cookie] until you get one/s you like!

2. Post the fortune/s with your character.

↪ Include your character's reaction to it.
↪ Or don't! Follow your heart.

3. Others respond to your character's fortune.
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

[suds]

Wow you make it seem like kidnapping!

[cakeprince]

Don't put words in my mouth, bastard.

[suds]

I'm just saying!

[cakeprince]

I can work more but then you'd see less of me.

Are you really okay with that, El?

[suds]

Are you? What do you like more, Prada or Eliot Waugh?

[cakeprince]

Do you really want me to answer that...?

[suds]

Yeah.

[cakeprince]

Eliot Waugh.

[suds]

Liar.

[cakeprince]

If I was lying why would I skip work all the time to spend the day with you?

[suds]

I don't know, how good is the dick?

[cakeprince]

It's great but the cuddling's the real treat.

[suds]

Thank you. I'm multi-talented.

[cakeprince]

I appreciate both your dick and your cuddling skills.

[suds]

Thank you, baby.

[cakeprince]

You should feel special. I don't love anyone more than Prada.

[suds]

That's...cool...

[cakeprince]

See, you're getting weird.

This is why I asked if you really wanted to know and you said yes so blame yourself.

[suds]

I'm not weird.

[cakeprince]

You're acting weird.

[suds]

I have to go walk the dog.

[cakeprince]

Eliot you don't have a dog. Quentin killed it.

[suds]

(Leaves Seunwoo on read.)