fortune cookie meme

[shelliemay]

1. Head over here to get a fortune.

↪ Hit [open a cookie] until you get one/s you like!

2. Post the fortune/s with your character.

↪ Include your character's reaction to it.
↪ Or don't! Follow your heart.

3. Others respond to your character's fortune.
4. ???
5. Profit!

Comments

[suds]

Beautiful mistakes. Like all of us.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Fuck you. And fuck that cookie. It’s not just a mistake when it’s all of magic on the line, is it? It’s a fuck-up and I don’t see it have a happy ending, Eliot.

[suds]

Okay. Do you want me to commiserate with you, or try to cheer you up?

[moderatelymaladjusted]

I don't know, which one can you do? Even my food is making fun of me.

[suds]

You tell me, Q. I'll try my best. Wanna get drunk?

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Yes! Yes, that. I can't fuck that up too much, right?

[suds]

Well no. But sometimes being drunk leads to fucking up. I'll be your babysitter.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Pfft, I never fuck up while drunk. I'm way worse at it sober or- or high on emotions magic.

[suds]

I'll mix you up a nice cocktail, then.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Oh god, yes please. A large one?

[suds]

You got it, babe.

[moderatelymaladjusted]

Thanks.