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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[yesadministrator]

[She sounds quite happy, suddenly perking up.] Great!

How are you with guns? And sandwiches, for that matter.

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph almost drops the phone in pure shock when she sounds happy about the size of his hands.] R-really?!

Uh, no experience with guns, but I do like sandwiches! [Hey, two out of three things wasn't bad at all, was it? Especially if having giant hands was a plus, he had that down pat.]

[yesadministrator]

[Oh. Sandwiches would have been okay to not like- there's still the chocolate- but guns...]

Ah. See, guns are quite a big part of Team Fortress 2... We could train you, but, well, you won't be able to respawn if something goes wrong.

[They don't have their own machines- well, okay, technically they do, but she can't promise Ralph won't be crippled for the rest of his life.]

You are aware that you can't respawn outside of your game?

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph responds in an odd tone, a mix of determination and despair.]

I know.

That's the thing, I'm only interested in being in the game long enough to get a medal. I'll do whatever you ask until I obtain one.

So, does your game have any medals in it? If you do, are they shiny?

[yesadministrator]

[Oh, so that's his game? Still, if his hands are as big as he says they are, he could be a brilliant build for a new Heavy...]

Not really. We do, but they aren't achievable through regular means. They're just code from other platforms.

[Medals for special players, or for mini-games not implanted in the arcade version.]

We mostly deal in hats.

[wreckingduty]

[Ralph sounds disappointed in this information.] ...Is there any way at all I could get at one of those medals? I don't care what I have to do, just as long as I end up with a medal, that's all that's important to me.

Sorry, I've got no interest in hats. Not unless you've got a big, shiny one that says "Hero" on it or something similar.