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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock sighs.]

I don't like your music either.

[Sherlock hangs, up. Yes, this is a test.]

[hypnotic_patter]

[Meister stares at the phone for a moment, fuming, and then furiously redials.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock smiles and answers the phone.]

Sherlock Holmes.

[hypnotic_patter]

[The irate singing starts up again, same as last night, but with a small change to the pitch. Nothing big, no dramatic commands, just enough of the hypnosis to get the point across.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Very well, you have given me all I need to know. Case is solved. You are guilty.

[Sherlock hangs up again.]

[hypnotic_patter]

[There's a two minute pause before the next attempt at a phone call. This pause is due to copious amounts of cursing and kicking inanimate objects.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock presses the "Answer button" and presses the "End call button" immediately.]

[hypnotic_patter]

[Fine, he'll text.]

You wanted interesting and I gave you interesting!

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Interesting would mean it would take more than 30 seconds to solve the case.

[hypnotic_patter]

Why would I bother calling you if I did it? It's not jail I'm worried about, it's my good name.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Your name is good?

[hypnotic_patter]

I'm a performer, not a murderer. I don't people getting the wrong idea about me. And I wouldn't kill someone over a bad review of all things.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Performer. Murderer. The two are not mutually exclusive. And you would be surprised at the things I've seen performers kill others for.

[hypnotic_patter]

If you're wrong you're missing out on something very interesting. I could always go hunt them down myself, I have friends.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

If you think that threatening me will change my mind on the matter, you clearly do not know me.

[hypnotic_patter]

I'm threatening you with finding a more imaginative detective to do what you won't. Which is solve a very interesting case.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Oh, please go and do that. Perhaps at that point your case will be interesting.