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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[agricultural]

I'm suing for making cheap knock offs of my designs, you no good incompetent fake engineer!

[manofiron]

Excuse you?

[agricultural]

That's right...I bet you never even expected ol' Grandpa to see you on the news, flying around in such blatant disregard of copyright laws! Old men watch the news too!

[manofiron]

Okay, for the record, my grandfather's been dead for decades. And more importantly, I didn't knock off anything. The suit's my design.

[agricultural]

Spray painting yellow on it doesn't make it yours! Since the 80's I've had that technology!

[manofiron]

Really? Since the Eighties? Why haven't we seen it yet? I mean, if it existed.

[agricultural]

Because I have been using this technology I developed in the 30's for its true purpose, one which deserves the spotlight but is humble enough not to chase it...

[Yeah, he did just roll back how long he's had it by fifty years. Both are accurate...to a point.]

FARMING!

[manofiron]

Now it's the Thirties? Please. If that were true, I think Captain America wouldn't be so baffled by cell phones. Just like I think suggesting the Iron Man suit is a farm implement is preposterous.

[agricultural]

Preposterous!? To use something like that as a weapon is what's preposterous! The technology began in the thirties to win World War Two for the Japanese, but I prevented that; science is not for weapons, you young fool! It is to make life more prosperous! Think how easy it would be turn the soil, to plant the seeds and most importantly, to keep away pests!

[manofiron]

It's not a weapon. I don't use it as a weapon. That's the point. I thought you said you watched TV. Did you miss the Senate hearing? Because I've been over all of this already.

[agricultural]

You might be able to bamboozle them, but 93 years is enough to learn when you see an ally of justice or not!

[manofiron]

Except apparently it's not, since you seem to be having some trouble making the distinction here.

[agricultural]

Just know that no matter how well they hide, no man can escape the judgement of Cyborg Grandpa-G!

And of course, profiting from my hard work for sinister purposes! And not even good copy!

[manofiron]

Yeah, well, I tell you what. I see anyone stealing your antique farm tools and using them for things unrelated to crops and whatever, I'll send them your way. 'Kay, Gramps?

[agricultural]

Antique!? They're still superior to your knockoffs!