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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[fleshydisguise]

[Cutesy bimbo voice go!]

Heeeey, Justin. This is Alice. We met at the riverboat party, remember? You had that cute red tie with the stripes? Anyway, I thought maybe I could come over to your labs, look at some of the stuff you're working on? I just love robots and machines and stuff, they're so cool. Anyway, yeah, call me back!

['Why do you use such a feeble and frivolous disguise?', they said. Because it's what gets the job done.]

[norussianplz]

[It's about half an hour before he calls back.]

Hi, Alice? This is Justin Hammer.

[fleshydisguise]

Oh, hi, Justin. How's it going?

[The voice is all coquette but she's already looking over his files. Big man, big deal, always interesting when a human makes a little leap forward.

No Tony Stark, though.]

[norussianplz]

[He laughs, a little chuckle under his breath.]

Oh, you know. Always busy lately. How are you?

[fleshydisguise]

Oh, you know. Business stuff. It's so dull, I hate board meetings. [She giggles.] But, y'know, we're kinda working the same field? Tech stuff? You think I could get a little...backstage tour going?

[norussianplz]

I don't know, it's kind of--We don't do that. Give tours. It's not, there's a policy against bringing unauthorized personnel onto the production floors.

[fleshydisguise]

But you can authorize me, right? Just a little peek, doesn't have to be anything confidential.

[norussianplz]

Technically, yes. But I wrote the policy, see. It was my idea. I can't make an exception. It wouldn't be fair to the other employees.

[fleshydisguise]

What if it was a secret? We go in at night, when nobody's there? If nobody's there we can do just about anything we want...

[norussianplz]

Well, I'd still know and I'd probably feel bad about it later. Don't worry about it. It's really not the kind of stuff you'd find interesting.