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Answering Machine meme


☎ Post a comment with your character. This comment functions as their answering machine or voice mail. Include an IC message if you want.

☎ Other characters will reply to these comments to leave your character messages.

☎ Be creative, have characters leave messages when they're drunk/high/bored/being chased by a rabid T-rex, whatever.

☎ Your character can then call these people back and demand an explanation!

Comments

[richdetective]

Other times I hate you.

[raincoatruinedit]

The rookie always hates the master.

[richdetective]

You make me sick.

What time?

[raincoatruinedit]

You love it.

Any time.

[richdetective]

No, you love it.

An hour.

[raincoatruinedit]

Yup. Catch you then.

[And Shraeger will find Walsh in the diner, it being open for once.]

[richdetective]

[A wild Shraeger appears!

... holding her hand out.]

[raincoatruinedit]

[He jerks his thumb towards the back.]

I gotta man the diner. You go look for it yourself.

[richdetective]

Why don't you just tell me where it is?

[raincoatruinedit]

'cause I don't remember. It's been six months.

[richdetective]

If I can't find it? YOU'RE picking up the slack.

[Sweet smile and she's off to go look.]

[raincoatruinedit]

You're rich enough to buy a new one!

[He calls back.]

[richdetective]

Not the point!

[raincoatruinedit]

Whatever.

I'm sure Davis would be interested in this little fixation.

[richdetective]

I'm sure the entire Second Squad would love to know you stole it in the first place and have been keeping it from me for six months.

[raincoatruinedit]

Who're they more likely to jump on. Me for forgetting you left your vibrator in my house, or you fixating on it for six months.

[richdetective]

I was living here at the time and you hid it from me to be an asshole.

I think they'll wonder why you kept it for six months.

[raincoatruinedit]

Prove it.

[richdetective]

[She comes out from behind the back and GLARES.]

[raincoatruinedit]

[richdetective]

You owe me.

[raincoatruinedit]

I don't pay back sexual favours.

[richdetective]

YOU can buy me a new vibrator.

[raincoatruinedit]

You checked the closet?

And that counts as a sexual favour.

[richdetective]

I'm not going through your closet again.

And no it does not.