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[sockslayer]

the same thing we do every week, pinky

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[madouk]

Someone sounds territorial of the jacket and it’s not my brother.

[overshirts]

Leather is expensive!

[ excuses! ]

[madouk]

Derek could buy a new one.

[overshirts]

What do you have against the leather jacket, Cora?

[madouk]

Nothing at all.
Why are you roasting marshmallows and defending My brothers leather jacket, Stiles?

[ shut up, she may have missed you guys. This accident has made her night. ]

[overshirts]

I am warming marshmallows because they taste better that way.

[ just gonna casually avoid anymore jacket talk. ]

[madouk]

Uh huh.
You know, I don’t even have to hear your heart to know that’s a lie.

[overshirts]

What? That's totally the truth!

[madouk]

Bullshit. Everyone knows marshmallows are the best when they’re a little crunchy.

[overshirts]

Look, I can only do so much with a lighter, okay?

[madouk]

Relax, Stiles.

Times ticking. Anything happening yet?

[overshirts]

I am slowly dying but that's about it.

[madouk]

Okay. That’s it.
Where are you? I’m coming.

[overshirts]

Nope. No you are not, negative Ghost Rider. Not happening.

[madouk]

Clearly I do.
You can’t roast marshmallows.
And my brother can’t spook someone on his own.
Address.
Come on.

[overshirts]

What do you want me to do? Start a fire out in the middle of the street? Why don't I get out and start jumping up and down and waving my hands, too? We're on a stakeout, dude. Lowkey. Lighters, marshmallows. Growing frustration.

[madouk]

You’re cute.

But that’s not an address.
And you haven’t even asked how I could get there so fast.

[overshirts]

I'm not giving you an address.

I mean, I'm assuming you're back. Or you can suddenly teleport, which honestly would not surprise me at this point because why not!

[madouk]

Definitely frustrated.

[overshirts]

This sucks. I have homework.

[madouk]

Which is why you should give me the address.
I can come help, and you can go do homework.

[overshirts]

Heyyy. No.

[madouk]

STILES.
I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT.
WITH MY TEETH.
IF YOU DONT STOP BEING FRUSTRATING.

[overshirts]

[ stiles... actually barks out a laugh in the jeep which probably earns him a glare from derek. oooh well. ]

Oh my god, you guys really are related. For the record, that threat only works on me once, and someone already beat you to it.

[madouk]

What are you talking about?