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[sockslayer]

the same thing we do every week, pinky

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[madouk]

Relax, Stiles.

Times ticking. Anything happening yet?

[overshirts]

I am slowly dying but that's about it.

[madouk]

Okay. That’s it.
Where are you? I’m coming.

[overshirts]

Nope. No you are not, negative Ghost Rider. Not happening.

[madouk]

Clearly I do.
You can’t roast marshmallows.
And my brother can’t spook someone on his own.
Address.
Come on.

[overshirts]

What do you want me to do? Start a fire out in the middle of the street? Why don't I get out and start jumping up and down and waving my hands, too? We're on a stakeout, dude. Lowkey. Lighters, marshmallows. Growing frustration.

[madouk]

You’re cute.

But that’s not an address.
And you haven’t even asked how I could get there so fast.

[overshirts]

I'm not giving you an address.

I mean, I'm assuming you're back. Or you can suddenly teleport, which honestly would not surprise me at this point because why not!

[madouk]

Definitely frustrated.

[overshirts]

This sucks. I have homework.

[madouk]

Which is why you should give me the address.
I can come help, and you can go do homework.

[overshirts]

Heyyy. No.

[madouk]

STILES.
I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT.
WITH MY TEETH.
IF YOU DONT STOP BEING FRUSTRATING.

[overshirts]

[ stiles... actually barks out a laugh in the jeep which probably earns him a glare from derek. oooh well. ]

Oh my god, you guys really are related. For the record, that threat only works on me once, and someone already beat you to it.

[madouk]

What are you talking about?

[overshirts]

Derek said the same thing to me like, years ago.

[madouk]

Can I ask you a personal question, Stiles?

[overshirts]

I feel like you're going to ask regardless of what I say.

[madouk]

Are you...

[ There is a long pause. A baited pause that makes you feel like you need to hold your breath but you don’t know why. ]




...sexually attracted to us Hales?
No pressure.
I’m just getting that.

1/2

[overshirts]

The number you are trying to reach has been dsconnected.

[overshirts]

Disconnected*

[madouk]

I’ll take that as a yes.

[overshirts]

I'm neither confirming nor denying.

But how is that even a fair question? What does it have to do with anything?

[madouk]

I never said it was fair…
I was just thinking.
If you take away the stakeout aspect, it just sounds like some....cutesy date.
Alone at night, melted marshmallows, that obvious attraction to Derek’s ‘jacket’, that definitely has nothing to do with the way he looks in it.
You were into me, so it makes sense that you might be into him.
If I’m wrong, feel free to tell me.

[overshirts]

You try to spare a man's jacket and suddenly his sister thinks you're on a date. The reach! This is 100% absolutely definitely not a date. I have no idea what you're talking about. Not a clue.

[ shit? ]