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[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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Tabby Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[boom_queen]

1. Oh, cool. Tonight didn't end with murder.

2. LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL FUCK YOU UP. I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO UP. I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR MOM'S MOM UP. Try me.

3. So THAT'S where my Pringles went.

4. You didn't really like your car, did you?

5. Choose your own adventure.

2

[feellikeshowingoff]

I don't know who you're trying to threaten but I haven't done shit to deserve this.

Re: 2

[boom_queen]

Don't play innocent
I KNOW you raided my underwear drawer

xd omfg

[feellikeshowingoff]

WHY WOULD I STEAL YOUR UNDERWEAR YOU LEAVE IT ALL OVER MY FLOOR

I almost just snorted coffee everywhere

[boom_queen]

THOSE ARE PRESENTS
But you're probably a klepto too
And can't resist stolen Tabby underroos

[feellikeshowingoff]

Do you even have any clean underwear? I mean, shit, one good look and you're usually dropping them.

[boom_queen]

Are you calling me a slut?
Do you want me to shove that lighter up your ass?

[feellikeshowingoff]

Just to be clear, I'm calling you easy with a side of horny, not a slut.

[boom_queen]

1. I am not easy

2. But I am horny

3. And that is why god invented vibrators

4. You're still an underwear thief. Stop changing the subject.

3

[digthefuzz]

yep! sorry about that, but teleportation just makes it too easy!

Re: 3

[boom_queen]

SOB
My Pringles
I hope you enjoyed their sour-creamy goodness while you were stuffing them into your mouth!

[digthefuzz]

trust me, i savored every bite!
now they're rip
(resting in pieces)

[boom_queen]

You know those were gonna be my dinner, right?
This is the kind of shit that gives me trust issues

[digthefuzz]

hey man i'll pay you back you know
and um
okay i know i'm the king of junk food
but even i think pringles for dinner might be taking it a bit too far??

[boom_queen]

don't you judge my dinner
they're sour cream and ONION so there was gonna be a vegetable in there
or something

[digthefuzz]

ah yes how could i doubt you
there you are, discovering the key to a perfectly balanced dinner
well done

[boom_queen]

now I'm going to perish over this tragic loss
and don't you tell me no one's ever died over losing Pringles
there's a first time for everything

4 - I apologize, it was there and I couldn't stop myself

[ki2k]

On the contrary, my car is awesome. I love my car. It's other people's cars I have issues with.

Re: 4 - I apologize, it was there and I couldn't stop myself

[boom_queen]

Er. Was it your car I wrecked?
Or did I get the wrong number?

[ki2k]

You got the wrong number. Which is fine; I never mind talking to new people. You couldn't wreck my car even if you tried. ... How badly did you wreck your friend's car?

[boom_queen]

I wrapped their hot little roadster around a tree.
I mean.
It still has a steering wheel.

[ki2k]

... Ouch. Now I understand why you led with that question. I hope the person the car belonged to takes it well enough to avoid causing you harm.

[boom_queen]

ahahahahahahaha
hahahahah
hahahah
hahah
ahahahahaha
i fucked up scooter's car.
i'm so dead.

[ki2k]

I don't know who Scooter is, I'm afraid. Do you need some moral support to tell him?

[boom_queen]

moral support?
i need a fucking bazooka