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[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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[boom_queen]

I mean, like, maybe a parking lot?

[ki2k]

I'll meet you in the parking lot of your choice. I'll be the black T-top.

[boom_queen]

Uh. The 24 hour Target in Pleasantville
lots of lights
in case you're not a car but a serial killer
or that serial killing car

[ki2k]

I'll meet you there. Give me... 36 minutes.
Wait, there's a serial killer car?

[boom_queen]

yeeeeeah
what's its face
christine

[ki2k]

Oh. Oh, of course. Christine, yes.

[For a minute there he was afraid she'd met his prototype]

[boom_queen]

do you know another serial killing car?

[ki2k]

What? No, no of course not! Don't be ridiculous!

[boom_queen]

Oh. My. God.
There’s a whole underground society of serial killing cars isn’t there?

Sorry I totally missed this!

[ki2k]

What? Absolutely not! Why would you even think that? All right, so my prototype wasn't exactly the nicest AI ever created, but my driver and I put a stop to him years ago!

Re: Sorry I totally missed this!

[boom_queen]

Holy. Motherfucker. Goddamn. Shit.
A car is going to murder me.

[ki2k]

Do you really think that I'm coming to murder you? My primary program is the preservation of human life!

I can turn around if you don't wish to meet me.

[boom_queen]

Do you know how expensive gas is? Don't turn the fuck around.

[ki2k]

I used a fuel mix blended especially for me. It's included in my annual maintenance budget and as I by necessity drive everywhere I need to be, I don't tend to think about such things. Thank you for the reminder.

I'm very close to the designated location. If you're there you might even be able to see me.