bakerstreet | fell asleep on meme

[College was awesome. No more annoying mother nagging at everything, lots of booze and parties every night. PARTIES EVERY-FUCKING-SINGLE-NIGHT. And that's why Date Masamune was currently dozing off on the train, hopefully on the right one.

At some point, his head hit the window, what made him let it fall to the other side. Hello stranger, now you have a mop of brown hair on your shoulder. Hope he doesn't puke on your clothes.]

[Masamune can pay to have the clothes cleaned. Kunzite wears expensive suits. For the time being, though, that wasn't the problem. No, the problem was much more... immediate.

Kunzite's face contorted into an expression of disgust as he none-too-gently pressed the other man back against the window.

He's had a bad enough day if he's on this train at all. He doesn't need this extra hassle.]

Wake up. [Always to the point...]

[Just buy another one and send his father the bill, it's easier. Masamune may not be living at his parents' now, but he's still dad's favorite.

As his face hits the cold glass again, he opens his eye to look at the person pushing him. It's kinda blurry, but he can see it's a man in a suit… What could be super boring, but this guy nails the look.]

Ohhhhh you are worthy waking up to, mister~

[What in this drunken fool's mind makes him think this is an appropriate time to try to flirt - or that Kunzite would be interested?

Kunzite is about to say as much, when a look of surprise crosses his face as he realizes he knows this man.]

Date Masamune. [It's not a question. It does mean, he supposes, that he is most unfortunately obligated to make sure Masamune gets home safely.]

[Except for times like funerals, Masamune thinks any time is good for some flirting. And even if you're not interested, a compliment is always a compliment.]

Ahhh I like to hear you say my name, do it again.

[If this were a junior subordinate, Kunzite could reprimand him for making such a distasteful public scene. But unfortunately, this is a friend and companion of Kunzite's boss's son. He'll have to practice patience.

He completely ignores the 'request', however.]

You're in no condition to be on this train.

[Wait. Maaaaybe he has heard this voice before? This guy sounds kinda familiar, but Masamune thinks he would remember if he had been with a guy like this... Wouldn't he?]

Oh, so stern~ Are you going to punish me when we get home, daddy?

[Daddy. This boy just seriously called him that. Kunzite could swear he feels a headache coming on.

But, being Kunzite, he responds bluntly:]

No. You will go home, and sleep off whatever you have imbibed tonight.

I'll go home alone? And you? What are your plans for the night?

[Masamune frowns. So familiar... Now he's trying to remember the guys he knows that are hot but also totally no fun...]

[Well, no one's with you right now, so yes, you're apparently going home alone, Date Masamune.]

I also intend to return home. [Yeah, he doesn't really do the night life much. He's actually got work he's bringing home with him, in fact.]

[What, is he talking to an illusion? Of course there is someone with him, and that someone is you, Mr. Suit.]

Well, I don't mind having a little fun at your place then.

[Now he's thinking... yeah, you sound a bit like Koju. Though Koju would take him home (maybe even his home to make sure Masamune didn't choke on his own vomit or something like that, being the mother hen Koju is).]

[No. Masamune is not coming to ruin Kunzite's house. (At the very least, Kunzite is sure it would end in valuables coated in sick.)]

The place for you to go is your home. You have already had enough of a night.

[What are you, his mother? What a turn-off.]

Sooo boring! There's nothing to do at home! I'll find someone to hang out with... [It takes him a couple tries to unlock his phone and to find his contacts list.] Let's seee... Chiba. He lives near the station, we can get some beer and food at the convenience store!

[He's not trying to be a turn-on.]

What?

[The name earns a deep frown. He's well aware that 'Chiba' will be Chiba Mamoru, a young man he's been tasked with keeping an eye on. Which means a young man who has no business hanging around a drunken Date Masamune.]

[No? Masa thinks that voice and those looks are definitely turn-ons.

But he didn't even acknowledge the question and pressed the call button.]

Hey. It's me. I'm grabbing some booze and heading to your place.

[It would be undignified to try to grab the phone away. And Kunzite represents the company he works for, which is something he cannot forget.

So he takes out his own phone, as if he has decided to leave the matter alone and attend to some business. But he sends a text message to Katakura Kojuro. Brief and to the point: Pick him up at the residence of Chiba Mamoru.]

[Might be dangerous too. In this intoxicated state, Masamune might have tried to bite Kunzite's hand if he had grabbed his phone.

He tries to focus on the train information to know where he is and where he needs to get out, Hot Suit Man already forgotten.

After a few minutes, Kojuro replies to Kunzite's text: Unfortunately, I am accompanying Lord Terumune in a business trip, currently in England. I can send someone else to take Masamune-sama home if necessary.]

[The worst timing. Kunzite sends an irritable message in return:]

That depends entirely on how much damage is acceptable to the Date name.

[Masamune gets up to leave the train as it gets to the station nearest to Chiba's house. His steps are a little unsteady and he bumps into Mr. Suit. Oh yeah, he was flirting with this guy!]

So, you really going home? Don't wanna have a beer with us? Or some wine, you look like you enjoy the fancy stuff.

[He winks as he steps out of the train, and starts to hum some random song while he walks.

Kojuro's message to Kunzite is equally irritable: I am certain no harm will be done to the Date family name. Don't put the blame of whatever is happening there solely on Masamune-sama.]

[Well, he's certainly not going to blame Chiba Mamoru.

He supposes that, if he does follow Masamune, at least he can keep Mamoru out of too much trouble, and both of them from leaving the house. He'd really rather go home. He has work to do.

He steps out of the train as well.]

[Masamune turns back to Mr. Suit and smirks.]

Ha! I knew you wouldn't resist me for too long!

[He enters a convenience store and starts filling a basket with beer cans and snacks.]

Any preferences?

[Kunzite wonders if Masamune has enough self-respect to be embarrassed about all this tomorrow. He doubts it.]

I'll wait. [Outside the doors of the store, in fact, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.]

[Kuzite, do you really think Masamune will remember any of this? Though he wouldn't care, even if he did. In fact, he might start flirting with you more often, just because it's hilarious...

But for now, he eyes Kunzite leaning against the wall and has to comment:]

Ahh so cool and manly~!
I'll be back in a few, don't move!

[The things he does for Chiba Mamoru. Kunzite doesn't particularly care about 'cool and manly', he just hopes Masamune hurries up.

While Masamune makes his purchases, Kunzite eyes the other customers in the shop. None of them seem too interesting at first glance.]

[Nope, he doesn't hurry up at all. Actually, he pauses to flip through some magazines and flirt with someone else in the store before heading to the cashier.

He leaves the store already opening a beer.]

Want one now? Or later?

fell asleep on meme

hi kunz 8D

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