fell asleep on meme

[memed]

sweet dreams.

 

  Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.  

What do you do?

 

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[honorsword]

[Kunzite moves sharply to avoid Masamune's grasp on his hair. Boundaries, Masamune. Boundaries.

As for what products he uses, he really uses whatever. The point is for the hair to be clean, and that's all he really pays attention to.]

Nothing particular.

[oushuuhittou]

[Masamune whistles.] Nice reflexes! Are you an athlete disguised as a salaryman? I bet there's a fine hot body under that suit, huh?

[No, the products exist to make your hair awesome, not just clean. And if it's already awesome, it can be even better. Masamune can give you some tips on hair care, Suit Man.]

Really? There's a lot of stuff you can do with your hair with the right products. Come over to my place one day and I'll show you.

[honorsword]

[He's just going to completely ignore the hair bit.]

You could say I am an athlete. [He keeps himself in very good physical shape with a heavy training regimen. Something he would probably say Masamune lacks the discipline to try.]

[oushuuhittou]

[Masamune might lack discipline, but Kojuro makes sure he trains regulary too, so he's not half bad physically either.]

Niiiice~ [The reply made him start trying to come up with a plan to make Suit Man take off his clothes... Maybe spilling some beer on him?

And while he was thinking, they arrived at Chiba Mamoru's doorstep. Masamune rang the doorbell and yelled at the door:]

Honeyyy, I'm hoooome!

[honorsword]

Honey?

[The word is cold. Please don't tell him Date Masamune has some... romantic entanglement with Chiba Mamoru. Aside from the fact that Kunzite heartily disapproves of Masamune, Mamoru will be expected to make an advantageous marriage for his family.]

[oushuuhittou]

Ohhh Mr. Suit, I bet your wife loves hearing you call her that. It sounds pretty good in your voice.

[Nah, Mamoru has never shown any interest in Masamune that was beyond friendly. His heart is already taken by the clumsy odango girl, after all. Not that it stops Masamune from jokingly flirting with him. Still, it could be an advantageous marriage, since Masamune's family control the politics and business in northern Japan.]

[honorsword]

[Mamoru's marriage needs children, Masamune. True. he could adopt an heir - but an heir born to him would be more easily accepted.]

I am unmarried.

[oushuuhittou]

[Yeah, yeah, same stupid stuff his mother keeps nagging him about. Masamune doesn't want to hear about marriage now, he's too young for that!]

Oh? Engaged then? Dating someone? No, wait, wait, I know... You're one of those guys who are married to work and don't have time for love.

[honorsword]

The last. [It's the closest to the truth, anyway. He doesn't have a lot of time or space in his mind for romantic relationships or marriage - and he hasn't yet met the person who'd be worth making space in his life for.]