bakerstreet | fell asleep on meme

[If this were a junior subordinate, Kunzite could reprimand him for making such a distasteful public scene. But unfortunately, this is a friend and companion of Kunzite's boss's son. He'll have to practice patience.

He completely ignores the 'request', however.]

You're in no condition to be on this train.

[Wait. Maaaaybe he has heard this voice before? This guy sounds kinda familiar, but Masamune thinks he would remember if he had been with a guy like this... Wouldn't he?]

Oh, so stern~ Are you going to punish me when we get home, daddy?

[Daddy. This boy just seriously called him that. Kunzite could swear he feels a headache coming on.

But, being Kunzite, he responds bluntly:]

No. You will go home, and sleep off whatever you have imbibed tonight.

I'll go home alone? And you? What are your plans for the night?

[Masamune frowns. So familiar... Now he's trying to remember the guys he knows that are hot but also totally no fun...]

[Well, no one's with you right now, so yes, you're apparently going home alone, Date Masamune.]

I also intend to return home. [Yeah, he doesn't really do the night life much. He's actually got work he's bringing home with him, in fact.]

[What, is he talking to an illusion? Of course there is someone with him, and that someone is you, Mr. Suit.]

Well, I don't mind having a little fun at your place then.

[Now he's thinking... yeah, you sound a bit like Koju. Though Koju would take him home (maybe even his home to make sure Masamune didn't choke on his own vomit or something like that, being the mother hen Koju is).]

[No. Masamune is not coming to ruin Kunzite's house. (At the very least, Kunzite is sure it would end in valuables coated in sick.)]

The place for you to go is your home. You have already had enough of a night.

[What are you, his mother? What a turn-off.]

Sooo boring! There's nothing to do at home! I'll find someone to hang out with... [It takes him a couple tries to unlock his phone and to find his contacts list.] Let's seee... Chiba. He lives near the station, we can get some beer and food at the convenience store!

[He's not trying to be a turn-on.]

What?

[The name earns a deep frown. He's well aware that 'Chiba' will be Chiba Mamoru, a young man he's been tasked with keeping an eye on. Which means a young man who has no business hanging around a drunken Date Masamune.]

[No? Masa thinks that voice and those looks are definitely turn-ons.

But he didn't even acknowledge the question and pressed the call button.]

Hey. It's me. I'm grabbing some booze and heading to your place.

[It would be undignified to try to grab the phone away. And Kunzite represents the company he works for, which is something he cannot forget.

So he takes out his own phone, as if he has decided to leave the matter alone and attend to some business. But he sends a text message to Katakura Kojuro. Brief and to the point: Pick him up at the residence of Chiba Mamoru.]

[Might be dangerous too. In this intoxicated state, Masamune might have tried to bite Kunzite's hand if he had grabbed his phone.

He tries to focus on the train information to know where he is and where he needs to get out, Hot Suit Man already forgotten.

After a few minutes, Kojuro replies to Kunzite's text: Unfortunately, I am accompanying Lord Terumune in a business trip, currently in England. I can send someone else to take Masamune-sama home if necessary.]

[The worst timing. Kunzite sends an irritable message in return:]

That depends entirely on how much damage is acceptable to the Date name.

[Masamune gets up to leave the train as it gets to the station nearest to Chiba's house. His steps are a little unsteady and he bumps into Mr. Suit. Oh yeah, he was flirting with this guy!]

So, you really going home? Don't wanna have a beer with us? Or some wine, you look like you enjoy the fancy stuff.

[He winks as he steps out of the train, and starts to hum some random song while he walks.

Kojuro's message to Kunzite is equally irritable: I am certain no harm will be done to the Date family name. Don't put the blame of whatever is happening there solely on Masamune-sama.]

[Well, he's certainly not going to blame Chiba Mamoru.

He supposes that, if he does follow Masamune, at least he can keep Mamoru out of too much trouble, and both of them from leaving the house. He'd really rather go home. He has work to do.

He steps out of the train as well.]

[Masamune turns back to Mr. Suit and smirks.]

Ha! I knew you wouldn't resist me for too long!

[He enters a convenience store and starts filling a basket with beer cans and snacks.]

Any preferences?

[Kunzite wonders if Masamune has enough self-respect to be embarrassed about all this tomorrow. He doubts it.]

I'll wait. [Outside the doors of the store, in fact, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed.]

[Kuzite, do you really think Masamune will remember any of this? Though he wouldn't care, even if he did. In fact, he might start flirting with you more often, just because it's hilarious...

But for now, he eyes Kunzite leaning against the wall and has to comment:]

Ahh so cool and manly~!
I'll be back in a few, don't move!

[The things he does for Chiba Mamoru. Kunzite doesn't particularly care about 'cool and manly', he just hopes Masamune hurries up.

While Masamune makes his purchases, Kunzite eyes the other customers in the shop. None of them seem too interesting at first glance.]

[Nope, he doesn't hurry up at all. Actually, he pauses to flip through some magazines and flirt with someone else in the store before heading to the cashier.

He leaves the store already opening a beer.]

Want one now? Or later?

No. [To both of those ideas, in fact. And really, does Masamune have to be so slow? Kunzite would rather get to Chiba Mamoru's place, where at least the damage will be confined to a small area.

He's kind of hoping that once they get there, Masamune will crash and they can just leave him in a guest room to sleep it off, no harm done.]

We should be going.

[Yesss he's going to be slow because he's drunk and doesn't want to fall over. Also because it irks Suit Man, and it's fun.]

Don't worry, it's just around the corner.

[As he walks slightly behind the man, Masamune notices how smooth his long hair looks... And how unusual it is, for salarymem to have such long hair. He feels there's an image forming somewhere in his head, of someone he knows, but it's fuzzy and he can't concentrate much. So he decides to focus on the material things and touches Suit Man's hair.]

You have a hella nice hair, what kind of products do you use?

[Kunzite moves sharply to avoid Masamune's grasp on his hair. Boundaries, Masamune. Boundaries.

As for what products he uses, he really uses whatever. The point is for the hair to be clean, and that's all he really pays attention to.]

Nothing particular.

[Masamune whistles.] Nice reflexes! Are you an athlete disguised as a salaryman? I bet there's a fine hot body under that suit, huh?

[No, the products exist to make your hair awesome, not just clean. And if it's already awesome, it can be even better. Masamune can give you some tips on hair care, Suit Man.]

Really? There's a lot of stuff you can do with your hair with the right products. Come over to my place one day and I'll show you.

[He's just going to completely ignore the hair bit.]

You could say I am an athlete. [He keeps himself in very good physical shape with a heavy training regimen. Something he would probably say Masamune lacks the discipline to try.]

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