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. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-10-14 07:34 pm
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tastes like sex

Sexy Desserts Meme



Your character/s may or may not have a sweet tooth, but for some strange reason, they feel the need to have some dessert. Just when they were fantasizing of sumptuous treats to sooothe their appetites . . . voilà! Something delicious appears right in front of them! It's the dessert of their dreams, whether they know it or not! Your character will have the compulsion to eat it. Maybe they'll question the oddity of events. Maybe they won't. But remember what they say: beware the greeks bearing gifts . . .

How this meme works:
• Your character is presented a dessert which they will feel the strong urge to eat. They may feel dubious about the convenience by which the dessert they wanted appeared in front of them, but by hook or by crook, they'll end up eating it anyway.
• Post with your character's name, their canon, and their preferred partners (or your preferred partners for them). For example: Edward Cullen | Twilight Saga | Bella Swan-sexual. Another example would be Sam Witwicky | Bayverse!Transformers | Heterosexual. You know the drill. :)
• Find someone else's post, pick a dessert*, and comment!
*You can either pick a dessert and a corresponding scenario from the ones listed below, or you can head on down to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 12. Feel free to mix and match as well. :)
• Enact the scenario! You can start the thread with them discovering the dessert and eating it, or you can fastforward to after they've eaten it and are starting to feel the effects. Be creative!
• Be open! If you're uncomfortable with something, don't hesitate to mention it and try to work it out with the person you're tagging. In the same vein, if you're loving it, go ahead and say so. :)
• THIS IS AN OPEN MEME, SO ANYONE CAN COMMENT!
• Play nice, and have fun! :)

Without further ado, here are the choices:
1 ► blueberry cheesecake | hurt/comfort
You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing!
2 ► strawberries and cream | slow and sensual
Each red and succulent berry is tantamout to each step to the top.
3 ► vanilla ice cream | prim and proper
You feel the need to be prudent and safe. But that isn't the same as being boring.
4 ► box of chocolates | romance
Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne . . . it's time to woo your sweetheart!
5 ► lemon squares | BDSM (light or heavy, that's up to you!)
It stings so good!
6 ► tiramisu | inebriation
That cake's packing a bit too much rum for you, but you're still in the mood . . .
7 ► milkshake | messy OR orgy
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
8 ► coffee jelly | several rounds
Feeling that buzz? Get on going! You're pumped up!
9 ► fruit salad | outdoors
The tropics are rainy this time of the year, but who cares?
10 ► mochi | cosplay
Put on a new costume and disguise the squishy filling that hides inside.
11 ► cherry pie | first time
Whether it really is or isn't your first time, it will feel like it again!
12 ► candied bacon | something different
It's not too common just yet, but some people enjoy a good slab of sweet meat.

Have fun! ♥

[personal profile] conservationist 2012-10-21 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[No no no don't look at him like that. HE FEELS EVEN MORE AWFUL.

But he really did need her to explain. "Understand" is such a vague word. It's a "I'm feeling the same thing" sometimes, it's a "I understand that that really sucks for you" at others.

But if it's "I'm feeling the same thing", then...

... oh.]


... Oh.

[It seems silly when he thinks about it, but he'd always kind of tacitly assumed Chitanda didn't get like that.]

I see. [That explains why she was acting funny...?]

Well... Then I guess neither of us has to be embarrassed. [Yeah, right.]
herucule: (The footprints of a gigantic hound!)

[personal profile] herucule 2012-10-21 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[The number of the elephants in the room just multiplied tenfold. What are you doing, Oreki!!

Too bad, though. Chitanda was incredibly embarrassed already.]


I-- um, y-yes! Perhaps so!

[personal profile] conservationist 2012-10-21 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[It should be completely clear that he has no idea!!!

Meanwhile, the movie drones on in the background. Something about fireflies? He isn't paying attention... at all.]


... Okay, then.

[He has no idea what to do now.

All he can think is: Satoshi and Ibara must never know.]


Is that why... you wanted to try holding my hand earlier? [He should just drop it and go on with the movie, but he can't. Try as he might, he can't. There's something about being distinctly horny that makes you focus on the beautiful girl next to you, and the idea that she might be horny too -- funny how that works.]
herucule: (It is a question of cubic capacity.)

[personal profile] herucule 2012-10-21 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[The good thing about being honest was that. . . there was a big load off your chest for telling the truth. And now that Chitanda feels slightly more relieved, she's become a bit more comfortable with the situation. However, the thought of the act itself might put her back into a tight spot. And she's distracted herself from such thoughts. It might not stay that way for long, though.]

Oh! [Should she laugh at that? What should she do? Clearly, she should pop another strawberry in her mouth so she could just react internally. And that's what she does, instead.

And once that's done...]
B-Because, I wasn't certain. . . about the feeling. I was curious, and I wanted to make sure...

[personal profile] conservationist 2012-10-21 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... [He's sweating. Where was he going with this? Oreki takes a strawberry of his own, for the same reason as she did -- to buy a bit of time to process the situation.

Before he can finish eating the strawberry, the sound of a loud explosion from the television forces the movie back into his perception, and he ends up pretending to pay attention to that, even though his mind is still with Chitanda. Maybe it won't be obvious how much this entire situation has him rattled if it looks like he's watching the TV.

But... clearly, he's still thinking about Chitanda. Without looking, he seeks out her hand with his and kind of... nudges it a bit.

Like maybe it wants to be held, but maybe it is just nudging around down there for no reason at all, and it's just a coincidence that her hand happened to be right there too.]
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[personal profile] herucule 2012-10-21 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Was he expecting her to say something more? Did she give the "wrong" answer? But it looks like he dismissed the topic already, so Chitanda should probably do the same.

She watches Oreki pretend to watch tv, in hopes of getting something out of him. What, though, she wasn't exactly sure. If she explained herself, then Oreki should. . . do the same, right? Then again, what would he even have to explain?

But when her hand gets nudged, she loses her train of thought and focuses on what to do in present time. That was another accident, wasn't it? It's strange to get worked up over something that might have been an accident or not— and it's been happening for a while now, too. This isn't the first time today.

She responds with a nudge of her own. Whether that was the right answer or a good enough one, Chitanda wasn't sure.]

[personal profile] conservationist 2012-10-22 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[... He's briefly frustrated at the unclear signal before he humbly recalls that he just did the exact same thing to her.

This is hard.

Does he want to have more physical contact with Chitanda right now? Yes, he does. Badly. But he still doesn't have a feel for her boundaries, and he still knows that giving in to this and going too far would be a bad idea (at the very least, pretty contrary to his life philosophy).

But holding hands again couldn't possibly hurt, could it? What's the worst that could happen?

With another moment of hesitation, all the while pretending not to be paying the rapt attention that he is paying, Oreki scoops Chitanda's hand up in his and holds it.

Awkwardly.]
Edited 2012-10-22 06:21 (UTC)