tastes like sex

[optipesimism]

Sexy Desserts Meme



Your character/s may or may not have a sweet tooth, but for some strange reason, they feel the need to have some dessert. Just when they were fantasizing of sumptuous treats to sooothe their appetites . . . voilà! Something delicious appears right in front of them! It's the dessert of their dreams, whether they know it or not! Your character will have the compulsion to eat it. Maybe they'll question the oddity of events. Maybe they won't. But remember what they say: beware the greeks bearing gifts . . .

How this meme works:
• Your character is presented a dessert which they will feel the strong urge to eat. They may feel dubious about the convenience by which the dessert they wanted appeared in front of them, but by hook or by crook, they'll end up eating it anyway.
• Post with your character's name, their canon, and their preferred partners (or your preferred partners for them). For example: Edward Cullen | Twilight Saga | Bella Swan-sexual. Another example would be Sam Witwicky | Bayverse!Transformers | Heterosexual. You know the drill. :)
• Find someone else's post, pick a dessert*, and comment!
*You can either pick a dessert and a corresponding scenario from the ones listed below, or you can head on down to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 12. Feel free to mix and match as well. :)
• Enact the scenario! You can start the thread with them discovering the dessert and eating it, or you can fastforward to after they've eaten it and are starting to feel the effects. Be creative!
• Be open! If you're uncomfortable with something, don't hesitate to mention it and try to work it out with the person you're tagging. In the same vein, if you're loving it, go ahead and say so. :)
• THIS IS AN OPEN MEME, SO ANYONE CAN COMMENT!
• Play nice, and have fun! :)

Without further ado, here are the choices:
1 ► blueberry cheesecake | hurt/comfort
You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing!
2 ► strawberries and cream | slow and sensual
Each red and succulent berry is tantamout to each step to the top.
3 ► vanilla ice cream | prim and proper
You feel the need to be prudent and safe. But that isn't the same as being boring.
4 ► box of chocolates | romance
Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne . . . it's time to woo your sweetheart!
5 ► lemon squares | BDSM (light or heavy, that's up to you!)
It stings so good!
6 ► tiramisu | inebriation
That cake's packing a bit too much rum for you, but you're still in the mood . . .
7 ► milkshake | messy OR orgy
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
8 ► coffee jelly | several rounds
Feeling that buzz? Get on going! You're pumped up!
9 ► fruit salad | outdoors
The tropics are rainy this time of the year, but who cares?
10 ► mochi | cosplay
Put on a new costume and disguise the squishy filling that hides inside.
11 ► cherry pie | first time
Whether it really is or isn't your first time, it will feel like it again!
12 ► candied bacon | something different
It's not too common just yet, but some people enjoy a good slab of sweet meat.

Have fun! ♥

Comments

SPAIN ; axis powers hetalia ; ota (for the most part)

[quixotical]

YOU SAW THIS COMING also six alright?

[asure]

[ also pick canon or one of our aus :U ]

[ /makes you do all the choosing ]

Amy Pond | Doctor Who

[waitedlongenough]

Katniss Everdeen | The Hunger Games

[ofarrowhead]

Lydia Martin | Teen Wolf

[nitwit]

Ruby | Supernatural

[deepfriedcrack]

Kuroko Tetsuya | KnB | ota

[invisible_one]

Lenalee Lee | D.Gray-man | OTA

[bootsmadeforkilling]

8

[fusedstars]

Lenalee, I found them.

[And Hei enters the room, carrying two cups of coffee jelly. Honestly, he was confuses by this type of desert, but he had eaten stranger.]

Abby Sciuto | NCIS | ota

[toomanyrules]

River Song | Doctor Who | ota

[hullo_sweetie]

Clint Barton / MCU / OTA

[halfassed]

America (Emily F. Jones) || Hetalia || F/M

[libertys_lady]

england | axis powers hetalia

[inebriate]

2 okay? c:

[bootsmadeforkilling]

Arthur, they had strawberries at the market! I thought it might be nice to have them for dessert.

[ Here comes Lenalee from the kitchen, with a quart of strawberries in hand. ]

Do you want some...?

Veronica Mars - Veronica Mars - ota

[neptunes]

Gilbert Nightray|Pandora Hearts|OTA

[frailraven]

2!

[ex_iscariots511]

Gilbert.

[ Atop Gilbert's lap the Marionettenspieler sits with a parcel of strawberries in hand. One such berry is pressed to Gilbert's pretty closed lips, overripe and smearing red, but why, why won't he eat? Such a waste, such a shame. ]

You should really have a taste, Gilbert.

[ He replaces the strawberry with the warmth of his mouth, lips meeting with lips in a bewitchingly delicate kiss, sensual in the way Dietrich lingers close. But then, back to dessert, because it's only proper to see it finished, after all. ]

Please?

[ You wouldn't want to force his hand, now would you? ]

effy stonem ; skins ; het

[allures]

Houtarou Oreki | Hyouka | het please

[conservationist]

9 for Naoto

[shiroganefortune]

[Naoto didn't often have a sweet tooth but sometimes even she could be convinced to indulge in dessert. Especially when these ones all seemed so tempting.

And after all, fruit salad wasn't that indulgent. She should be fine, right?]

Canada || Hetalia/Nyotalia || F/M

[forgottenation]

Sophie Hatter | Howl's Moving Castle (Book) | OTA

[oldatheart]

Tsuzuki • Yami no Matsuei

[tideisrising]

2 for Hisoka!

[fmyafterlife]

[Hisoka isn't too sure where the bowl of strawberries and cream came from, but he honestly doesn't care anymore. One bite of tart, blushing fruit and sweet, silky cream was enough to make him not care about a lot of things, like clothes or inhibitions. Tsuzuki is still in the middle of his dessert when Hisoka climbs onto his lap and presses close, kissing slowly up the curve of his neck.]

Tsuzuki. [His tongue strokes the warm shell of Tsuzuki's ear. Though instead of demanding that Tsuzuki finish his dessert later, Hisoka is content to take his time, focusing his attentions on Tsuzuki's ear and neck, leaving his mouth free.]

Usagi Tsukino ☽ Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon ☽ OTA

[inthenameofthemoon]

 

LMF i rolled a 6

[pinkifying]

It's not fair, everything looks delicious...

[BUT A DECISION MUST BE REACHED! though there are lots of things that Chibiusa would go for first, she decides that she might as well have something that she wouldn't normally try, so the tiramisu it is!

it's a strange taste, really, and after a few bites, she feels...funny. kinda nice, though. mouth full, she insists:]

Ushagi, you should try fum!

Seth Nightroad|Trinty Blood|OTA

[charmnveil]

Emma Swan *OUAT* ota

[sheriffing]

Bela Talbot // Supernatural // Het preferred

[hells_bels]

.

Portugal | Axis Powers Nyotalia(?) | OTA

[sheshipsit]

Yamato Hotsuin | Devil Survivor 2

[toliveistoprotect]

8 - coffee jelly | several rounds. Where Yamato's shitty Vit goes against him I guess

[shiningstyle]

[So maybe eating a strange dessert was not the wisest of things Hiro had ever done. It had tasted okay - coffee was not high on his 'delicious' list - but after an hour or two, he started to feel sort of...weird.

Like, uncomfortably so.

He felt twitchy and kind of hot all over, and it wasn't a fever or anything of the like, but more like - ah, okay, yeah, Hiro was beginning to recognise those feelings. Shit, was the dessert spiked with some weirdo aphrodisiac or something? Just his luck - effects had to start when he was with Yamato too...]