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Sexy Desserts Meme

Your character/s may or may not have a sweet tooth, but for some strange reason, they feel the need to have some dessert. Just when they were fantasizing of sumptuous treats to sooothe their appetites . . . voilà! Something delicious appears right in front of them! It's the dessert of their dreams, whether they know it or not! Your character will have the compulsion to eat it. Maybe they'll question the oddity of events. Maybe they won't. But remember what they say: beware the greeks bearing gifts . . .

How this meme works:
• Your character is presented a dessert which they will feel the strong urge to eat. They may feel dubious about the convenience by which the dessert they wanted appeared in front of them, but by hook or by crook, they'll end up eating it anyway.
• Post with your character's name, their canon, and their preferred partners (or your preferred partners for them). For example: Edward Cullen | Twilight Saga | Bella Swan-sexual. Another example would be Sam Witwicky | Bayverse!Transformers | Heterosexual. You know the drill. :)
• Find someone else's post, pick a dessert*, and comment!
*You can either pick a dessert and a corresponding scenario from the ones listed below, or you can head on down to random.org and generate a number between 1 and 12. Feel free to mix and match as well. :)
• Enact the scenario! You can start the thread with them discovering the dessert and eating it, or you can fastforward to after they've eaten it and are starting to feel the effects. Be creative!
• Be open! If you're uncomfortable with something, don't hesitate to mention it and try to work it out with the person you're tagging. In the same vein, if you're loving it, go ahead and say so. :)
• THIS IS AN OPEN MEME, SO ANYONE CAN COMMENT!
• Play nice, and have fun! :)

Without further ado, here are the choices:
1 ► blueberry cheesecake | hurt/comfort
You suddenly feel blue, and you feel the need to be comforted. It's time for some sexual healing!
2 ► strawberries and cream | slow and sensual
Each red and succulent berry is tantamout to each step to the top.
3 ► vanilla ice cream | prim and proper
You feel the need to be prudent and safe. But that isn't the same as being boring.
4 ► box of chocolates | romance
Flowers, candlelight, a bottle of champagne . . . it's time to woo your sweetheart!
5 ► lemon squares | BDSM (light or heavy, that's up to you!)
It stings so good!
6 ► tiramisu | inebriation
That cake's packing a bit too much rum for you, but you're still in the mood . . .
7 ► milkshake | messy OR orgy
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!
8 ► coffee jelly | several rounds
Feeling that buzz? Get on going! You're pumped up!
9 ► fruit salad | outdoors
The tropics are rainy this time of the year, but who cares?
10 ► mochi | cosplay
Put on a new costume and disguise the squishy filling that hides inside.
11 ► cherry pie | first time
Whether it really is or isn't your first time, it will feel like it again!
12 ► candied bacon | something different
It's not too common just yet, but some people enjoy a good slab of sweet meat.

Have fun! ♥

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[ also pick canon or one of our aus :U ]

[ /makes you do all the choosing ]

( do you feel like doing canon we haven't done that since

well, I think since the cupcake meme when we really first rped together )

( Since, as fate decided England was going to be staying at Spain's house (for reasons beyond him) in this gorgeous but irritating Spanish heat, indulging in the nice fresh fruit salad he had provided did soothe him quite nicely. The blonde man loosened his collar a little as he reached for another apple slice, flicking a glance to the man sitting opposite to him. ) Aren't you going to have some as well?

[ actually i think we did canon once more since then but sure canon works o/ ]

( As much as he may dislike you England, he doesn't dislike your money. Entirely. Well, really, he needs it. And since you're so kind as to spend a nice amount when you visit, he'll put up with it. The heat of Andalucía all around them had become almost a staple of England's usual visits, and Spain can't say he dislikes it entirely either. He's sipping on a glass of wine, relaxing next to his (unpleasant) house guest as the sun started to set. ) Mmm? Ah, the salad? ( He stares for a moment before shrugging and taking a piece. Might as well. )

( HAVE WE? WELL CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT WE HAVE RPED THESE TWO I'M NOT SURPRISED.

anyway, cue eating desserts )

Oi oi, this dessert is pretty good. What's it called again?

Tiramisu! It's from Italia.

( Well, Spain, you do let yourself go a lot cheaper than he does back home. What he'd pay for a fruit salad here is little to nothing compared to back home. €1 for a selection box, where he'd be paying at least £4 back in the UK for something of the same standard but probably not even as good. He wasn't prepared to admit so easily that Spain's fruit was delicious in every way, but it should be obvious enough by the way he eagerly takes another slice... it had this very strange sort of addictive taste to it. ) ... Hm. It's nice.

Haha, way better then the stuff France makes, that's for sure.

Most is better than the stuff Francia makes.

[ thinking for a second ]

Yeah, that's true.

Glad you agree!

[ nods and continues to eat more tiramisu ]

( Well, when one needs money... And hey, it's far easier to get those tasty fruits here than in your gloomy, cold, rainy place. Thus you get nice, cheap, tasty food. And naturally, it's hard to admit that something so nice is in the place of a person you're... not the fondest of, but nevermind that. Just enjoy it. Spain's munching happily away at himself, enjoying the acidic tang on his tongue of the fruit. ) It is! Far better than you can have in your place, ¿sí?

( nom nom nom ) Ay, this one is a bit heavy with the rum though, I think.

What? Can't take it?

I can take it! It's just. Very heavy. Really heavy.

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