The hash browns are life changing, y'all

[socktasm]

IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

WHAT IS IT
It's like the Denny's meme but more southern.

Welcome to the waffle house meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and Generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the waffle house. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.


PROMTS

8 AM: Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM: You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate

2 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

Comments

T’Challa (Black Panther) | Marvel

[vibraniumweave]

Katsuki Bakugou | BNHA

[superchill]

8AM, 12PM, or 2AM?

[iloveheroes]

((OOC: 8AM, they find each other in a nearly empty waffle house. 12PM, Kaachan is hung over and Izuku just put techno on the jukebox again, and 2AM, both clearly have made poor life decisions and ends up at the Waffle House?))

the grandmaster | mcu | ota

[meltstick]

[ Just mark any IW spoils! ]

Thor | MCU

[allyofmidgard]

Diana Prince // DCEU

[bulletsandbracelets]

Re: Diana Prince // DCEU

[nofreezing]

[So an Amazon and a Cat walls into a Waffle House.]

These American customs. I will never understand the reasoning for eating breakfast at 2AM in the morning. [AND YET here he is with a plate full of waffles still, chowing down.]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man l Spider-Man Homecoming/MCU l OTA

[yessuitlady]

shinjiro aragaki | persona 3

[unevoke]

[ just as likely to be in the kitchen as he is eating in a booth, tbh ]

[hwah]

[ Though some world hopping shenanigans, Link has ended up on Earth in a Waffle House where his ruppees have proven to be completely useless when it comes to purchasing food and other goods. The thing is that Link, for all intents and purposes, is a Good Boy, but he is also a Hungry Boy. He needs to make sure that he gets regular meals if he ever wants to break five feet in height.

Which brings him here: with a cloth bag over his head and shoulders (he's cut out holes for his eyes) to disguise him as he sneaks around the restaurant, somehow infiltrating the kitchen where one lonely cook is grumbling about.

He'd waited until the dead of the night to strike, but apparently WaHo is 24/7??? Capitalism is truly the worst.

Anyway, he moseys around to the best of his ability until he happens across a shiny bottle that's caught his eye. There's a tense moment where he has to tiptoe past Shinji, but he manages eventually, grabbing the bottle triumphantly and holding it above his head, waiting for the jingle to play.

(It's brandy. The bottle is brandy.) ]

Haruka Tenoh | Sailor Moon

[distantking]

Col. James Rhodes (War Machine) | MCU

[constructionzone]

[ just warn for IW spoilers ]

Anders | Dragon Age 2

[burning_manifesto]

[ Modern AU, anyone? ]

Jesse McCree | Overwatch

[almightythirst]

Frank Castle | mcu | ota

[misterhipster]

[ DD through early Punisher, please ]

Trud | Norse mythology

[notawaitress]

[it doesn't count as sneaking out if Heimdall saw her, right?

rifts in reality mean crossovers :v]

(I saw ‘Norse mythology’ and had to go for it!)

[waterloggedsocks]

[ It’s late. Or early, depending on how your life’s been going lately. It’s a little past one a.m. on a Saturday morning, and Egil has been seated at a table, looking about as tired as that time might suggest. His hair is a bit damp, plastered to his forehead in little straw-straight stripes, and his clothes probably looked nicer before they got as wrinkled as they are.

While he’s coming back from the bathroom, he passes by someone’s table. Well, he passes by several tables, to be fair, it’s just that this one table in particular bears mentioning.

Mostly because he manages to just barely nudge it with his hip, and that’s apparently enough momentum to disturb the coffee mug perched at the edge.

It takes him a bleary moment to process why his hip and foot are now very hot. ]

F— Sorry, very sorry— [ The mug didn’t shatter, surely a testament to the alarming sturdiness of everything inside this restaurant chain. He’s picked it up off the floor, as if there was any coffee left in it to be salvaging. ] It’s one of those nights, sorry.

Henry Wellard | Hornblower

[overbarreled]

Poe Dameron (AU) • Star Wars • ota

[poeticforce]

[ excuse you, waffle house is delicious (unless you stumble on a crappy one). :P intergalactic diner or modern AU, idc, let's just have some fun! ]

Penelope Garcia l Criminal Minds

[bauoracle]

[In all fairness its the only thing open! M/F for ships and OTA for gen/cast.]

Nikita Mears • Nikita • OTA

[readytofight]

Wanda Maximoff • MCU • OTA

[used_their_fear]

[IW compliant]

Alexandra "Alex" Udinov • Nikita • OTA

[zetrovheiress]

Stephanie Rogers ₪ MCU ₪ OTA

[you_know_me]

[IW compliant]

Egil Ødegård | original character (urban fantasy/myth)

[waterloggedsocks]

[ some character info in journal. it's probably way too late and he's sitting by himself looking tired and disgruntled. try not to spill coffee on him. or just invite yourself over to his table, why not. ]

Iseul Song | World of Darkness (Corax) OC | OTA

[crepo]

[Available in human and raven form.]

Lorna Dane / Polaris / Marvel

[magnet_girl]

Sidon | Zelda: Breath of the WIld | OTA

[123voicetesting]

[what is a waffle house? well never mind it's good!]

Sorey | Tales of Zestiria

[worldwonderer]