The hash browns are life changing, y'all

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IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

WHAT IS IT
It's like the Denny's meme but more southern.

Welcome to the waffle house meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and Generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the waffle house. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.


PROMTS

8 AM: Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM: You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate

2 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

Comments

[superchill]

[ Bakugou's entire demeanor changes now, back to standing tall and wiping the tears from his eyes with the back of his hand. He's not embarrassed, he doesn't have time for that anymore, because now he's determined.

He finally lets go of Deku's wrist and instead, he slides his fingers through his green hair. ]

First, I'm going to tell you that I don't hate you. You thought I'd hate you after you told me all of this, but I don't, so you better fucking believe that, because I'm not gonna have you thinking something like that and thinking you're alone.

And then, we're gonna do what you said earlier. You're gonna give me all your information. Every last fucking bit of it that you think is going to help at all, and you're gonna work with the heroes. I'll protect you, and the pros will fight the League with the information you give them.

We'll get them back for everything they've fucking done and you're not gonna do any of it alone anymore.

[iloveheroes]

[This is how Izuku likes seeing Bakugo. Strong and sure of himself. Standing tall like a hero. He smiles and leans into the fingers as they run through his hair. He nods along as the blond speaks.] Okay. I believe you don't hate me. I'm glad you don't. I'll tell you everything but one thing. I can't tell you one thing because it will get someone killed. But trust me on that, okay? I'll tell you anything and everything else. I just won't tell you one thing. Can we agree to that? And can I tell you everything tomorrow? I just don't want to think about any of this the rest of tonight. Let's go back in, eat, and go home. Either to your place or mine?

[superchill]

[ He's still furious of course, but he's trying to redirect his anger. He wasn't always good at doing that, but he's been learning over time... much like he's been trying to learn to get in touch with his emotions. That one's harder to do, but Deku certainly pulled a lot of things out of him tonight. ]

What the fuck, Deku? One thing? That's bullshit!

[He argues, fingers tightening in Deku's hair for a moment. He wants to yell again, to tell Deku that it's not going to fucking work unless he tells him everything, but that's not going to work either. He's trying to figure this out as best he can, and if he can at least get Deku back over to his side, that's more worth it.]

Fine. Fucking fine. But if I find out that one thing is something you should've told me, you're dead.

[Well, not really dead, but Deku gets the gist of it. He lets his fingers drag down the other boy's neck, then his hands drop and he nods.]

Yeah, alright. You look beat.

[Which really just means that he feels beat, but he doesn't want to admit it.]

We're going back to my place. You're not going back to your place while this shit is going on, especially after the fight with the fucking Yakuza tonight.

[iloveheroes]

[One thing but it's important. He can't tell Bakugo he has a spy in the League of villains. He can't tell him who it is either. He trusts Bakugo, always has. He doesn't trust UA since they haven't found the source of their leak yet. He doesn't move or resist when Bakugo's hand snatches his hair and for a moment, he wonders what Kaachan will do. Finally he relents and Izuku just smiles.] I am. Do you want to get our food to go or just leave it? I'll follow you. Kaachan is taking me home~ [He smiles bright. His voice rings with excitement at the idea. He gets to spend the night with Kaachan? How could this night get better?]

[superchill]

[ Maybe it would be a better idea if Deku did tell him about the spy in the League of Villains, otherwise the heroes might take that person down along with the rest of them. But it's true, they haven't found the leak. It's a lose-lose for Deku's spy, but eventually he'll probably have to tell at least Bakugou. ]

Let's just go. They probably scrapped our food by now anyway. I'll make something when we get home and we can patch each other up.

[Deku is far too excited about this, but Bakugou will let it slide. It's been an exceptionally rough night.]

Come on, nerd.