grand yourself a slam.

[shitglasses]

Some terrible, weird, or otherwise bizarre circumstances have taken place in your life recently. We won't judge. All anyone can say, though, is you sure are at the local Denny's at 3am.



How To:

• Post to the meme.
• Congrats, you're at Denny's.
• Respond to other people on the meme.
• Congrats, they're also at Denny's.
• No judgement, only lukewarm flapjacks.

Comments

[catlady]

You think so? As tempting as the Grand Slam is -- and really, what a deal -- it's not that good.

[onthe_threshold]

[That gets a laugh out of him.]

[catlady]

[ See? Charming. ]

I'll take the, uh, compliment...? though.

What about you? You slumming it?

[onthe_threshold]

Nah. Just got drunk hungry.

[catlady]

You do a little partying, or is it more of a Party of One sort of affair?

[onthe_threshold]

Party of one. I don't get along much with people.

[catlady]

Can't say I blame you, really. People are sort of the worst. Especially around here.

[onthe_threshold]

Really? Why?

[catlady]

This is the East End, sweetheart. You're not from around here, so maybe you haven't even been here long enough to tell, but depending on who you ask, this is the worst of the worst. The poor, the desperate, the corrupted...

[onthe_threshold]

And you.

[catlady]

And me. Like I said: born and raised.

[onthe_threshold]

Huh.

...you're not a hooker, are you?

[catlady]

Wow, I got demoted from "rich and slumming it" to "hooker." [ And yet, she's not even a little insulted. Selina shrugs her shoulders. ] Not in this life, at least.

[onthe_threshold]

You never know.

[catlady]

You think so? In this neighborhood? I'd think it's pretty obvious. These girls are hardly high-priced escorts.

[onthe_threshold]

A whore's a whore.

[catlady]

[ Okay, that irks her. ]

Charming.

[onthe_threshold]

It's true. A waiter at a five star restaurant is not fundamentally different from a waiter at Denny's. Same thing.