grand yourself a slam.

[shitglasses]

Some terrible, weird, or otherwise bizarre circumstances have taken place in your life recently. We won't judge. All anyone can say, though, is you sure are at the local Denny's at 3am.



How To:

• Post to the meme.
• Congrats, you're at Denny's.
• Respond to other people on the meme.
• Congrats, they're also at Denny's.
• No judgement, only lukewarm flapjacks.

Comments

[onthe_threshold]

Huh.

...you're not a hooker, are you?

[catlady]

Wow, I got demoted from "rich and slumming it" to "hooker." [ And yet, she's not even a little insulted. Selina shrugs her shoulders. ] Not in this life, at least.

[onthe_threshold]

You never know.

[catlady]

You think so? In this neighborhood? I'd think it's pretty obvious. These girls are hardly high-priced escorts.

[onthe_threshold]

A whore's a whore.

[catlady]

[ Okay, that irks her. ]

Charming.

[onthe_threshold]

It's true. A waiter at a five star restaurant is not fundamentally different from a waiter at Denny's. Same thing.