grand yourself a slam.

[shitglasses]

Some terrible, weird, or otherwise bizarre circumstances have taken place in your life recently. We won't judge. All anyone can say, though, is you sure are at the local Denny's at 3am.



How To:

• Post to the meme.
• Congrats, you're at Denny's.
• Respond to other people on the meme.
• Congrats, they're also at Denny's.
• No judgement, only lukewarm flapjacks.

Comments

[catpunned]

Slams, huh?

[ Adrien can tell he’s tired, just for the fact that he finds everything Kurt says funny.

Regardless....that’s a lot of slams. ]

Hey, it says I can build my own.

[digthefuzz]

[Pleased with his audience, he starts to hum slightly.]

Come on and Slam, and welcome to the jam!

[He transitions into a laugh before going on.]

See?? It's so legit! You can make it however you want, dude.

[catpunned]

[ Adrien seems to suddenly know what he wants. He lets out a laugh as he closes the menu, placing it down neatly in front of him. ]

My stomach has already decided. How about you?

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt claps his hands together as he closes his menu.]

Same! My stomach's very particular. Let's both aim for some Slam dunks!

[catpunned]

[ Their menus are collected.

Adrien places his order and waits for Kurt to do the same before deciding that he really likes his enthusiasm, 3AM be damned. ]

Tell you what. Your slam dunk’s on me tonight.

[ a beat, and he offers a hand. ]

I’m Adrien.

[digthefuzz]

What, for real?! [He exclaims with a gasp.] Dude, that's too nice of you!

...Oh, and I'm Kurt! [He reaches out a gloved hand to shake with. He ends up wearing gloves a lot in public, so no one can feel the fur that's hidden beneath his hologram.] Sweet to meet you, Adrian!

[catpunned]

[ Adrien doesn’t think anything of the glove; just takes Kurt’s hand and shakes it politely, smiling at the gratitude.

His family’s rich, after all. And Kurt was amusing him. So why not? ]

Right back at you, dude.

[ a beat. ]

Not to sound totally cliche, but—do you come here often?

[digthefuzz]

[He may live in a mansion, but he still lives off an allowance. So this is an unexpected kindness indeed! He laughs at his response.]

Often enough, I guess! That's how I know the way of the grand slam. You?

[catpunned]

[ He shakes his head. A model’s diet sucks. ]

Nah, first time.

My father hasn’t exactly forbidden it, but he...probably wouldn’t be too thrilled to find out I was here.

[ at 3am.

Good thing he’s never going to find out. ]

[digthefuzz]

[You know what they say, everything in model-ation.]

What, for real? Man, he's gotta get on our level!

If it's your first time, we have to make sure that this is as awesome as possible! The grandest of slams!

sorry for the wait!

[catpunned]

For sure!

[ Adrien agrees, though after a moment, he does visibly hesitate. ]

Er—but if I can't finish, I can count on you to help me, right?

No worries!

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt laughs.]

Of course! Just think of me as your personal garbage disposal! [He says, flicking a finger-gun towards him.]

[catpunned]

[ PFFFT. Adrien covers his mouth once he starts laughing at the gesture, as if willing himself to stop that. ]

No need to go that far, but I do feel better knowing you have my back.

[ He does hate to see good food wasted. But, moving on: ]

Any particular reason for the late night?

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt laughs at Adrian's initial response. But then as Adrian asks that question, he now gets a little nervous.]

Oh! Right! No... no special reason. Things just... ran a little late with my friends! [Taking on some kind of enemy.] Y-you know how it is! The night is young and so are we!

[catpunned]

[ Boy, Adrien sure does know the feeling. Kurt's hesitation barely even registers! He seems so chill. Adrien assumes he was part of a study group or something. ]

Too bad none of them wanted to join us. This place seems kinda lonely without a crowd.

[digthefuzz]

Yeah, it's a shame alright. [Kurt nods along.] I was the only one more hungry than sleepy. But hey, what exactly brings you here?

[catpunned]

Oh! Well, y-y'know, same deal, pretty much.

[ So many enemies, so much heroing to do.

But because the Denny's is so empty, it takes almost no time at all to get their orders together. He hears the kitchen door opening.

Here comes the food. ]

Whoa, check out our orders!

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt gives a nod of solidarity. And then as the orders approach, he perks up and claps his hands together.]

Aw yeah!! [He does a little jig in his seat.] Time for the main event!

[catpunned]

[ At first Adrien just stares at him, doing the little jig.

......Then he starts to do it too, grinning as the staff start to put the food in front of them. He helps, adjusting his own order in front of him...

Before taking out his phone and snapping a picture of his meal.

What a typical teenager. ]

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt laughs as Adrien mimics his jig. And then his eyes light up as the food is placed in front of them! He gives an approving nod of his new friend's food pic.]

Good thinking! [Kurt quickly snaps a pic of his own grand slam.] This baby's going straight to insta!

[catpunned]

[ Adrien laughs. He's a public figure, way too busy to run his own Insta, FB or... any form of social media, really, so he's almost jealous Kurt can post so freely. ]

Figured I'd better savor the moment.

[ No idea when he'll get to eat like this again, after all.

With that done, though, he'll shove his phone aside and reach for the fork. ]

Now I dig in!

[digthefuzz]

[Poor Adrien. Or maybe he's better off spared from the world of social media. He then laughs.]

Now we're talking! Bon appetit! [He grins widely as he starts to dig into his own Grand Slam!]

[catpunned]

[ Adrien does the same, taking conservative bites at first until he finally gives into his appetite, scooping up more and more.

SORRY KURT, he's barely going to pay attention to you until he's done!

After which he will just... burp. He takes a long drink of the water that accompanied the meal, setting down the glass with a satisfied breath. ]

Oh, wow.

[ ...Give him a second, everything is catching up to him. ]

[digthefuzz]

[IT"S OKAY Kurt won't be too different himself, except he eats fast and wolfs down his food. Then he gulps down some soda and pats at his stomach satisfied.]

Now was that a meal, or was that a meal?!

[catpunned]

[ Adrien pats at his own stomach to mimic Kurt, letting out a sigh. ]

Pretty sure I ate too much, but it was worth it.

[ When he catches the waitress's eye, he'll call her over to let her know they're done. She starts to take away their plates, and he hands her his shiny gold credit card, picking up both tabs as promised. ]