grand yourself a slam.

[shitglasses]

Some terrible, weird, or otherwise bizarre circumstances have taken place in your life recently. We won't judge. All anyone can say, though, is you sure are at the local Denny's at 3am.



How To:

• Post to the meme.
• Congrats, you're at Denny's.
• Respond to other people on the meme.
• Congrats, they're also at Denny's.
• No judgement, only lukewarm flapjacks.

Comments

[digthefuzz]

[IT"S OKAY Kurt won't be too different himself, except he eats fast and wolfs down his food. Then he gulps down some soda and pats at his stomach satisfied.]

Now was that a meal, or was that a meal?!

[catpunned]

[ Adrien pats at his own stomach to mimic Kurt, letting out a sigh. ]

Pretty sure I ate too much, but it was worth it.

[ When he catches the waitress's eye, he'll call her over to let her know they're done. She starts to take away their plates, and he hands her his shiny gold credit card, picking up both tabs as promised. ]

[digthefuzz]

Isn't that how it goes? [Kurt laughs in response to Adrien's accurate response to the situation.

And then his eyes widen as he catches sight of that shiny gold credit card.]

Whoa... so shiny! You really got the gold, man!

[catpunned]

[ He smirks, watching the waitress walk off with it. ]

Yeah... I get that a lot.

It's technically for emergencies only, but he's too busy to notice, so...

[ lol as if his family could ever have a financial emergency at this rate, anyway. ]

[digthefuzz]

I sure hope so. [He says with a chuckle.] But hey, this is kind of an emergency. Our stomachs needed some good grub!

[catpunned]

[ He certainly can't argue with that!

A moment later, the waitress returns the card to his hand and he tucks it back into his pocket. ]

It was awesome.

[ And, as with all things awesome, they had to come to an end. At least, for now. ]

Sorry I can't stay longer, but I have an early start tomorrow. Are you gonna be alright getting home?

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt rises to his feet and sounds somewhat coy as he answers.]

Oh I'll be fine! I know a shortcut or two! [A shortcut called teleportation...]

What about you? You cool?

[catpunned]

Like the other side of the pillow.

[ Adrien rises to his feet as well, pulling out something else from his pocket to give to Kurt: his business card.

It's a bit impersonal for his tastes, but it's efficient, and admittedly, giving it out is a habit of sorts. ]

Let's do it again sometime.

[digthefuzz]

[Kurt snorts at that retort and then accepts the business card, looking it over in amusement.]

Wow, I gotta get me one of these!

[Kurt then salutes him.]

Yeah, let's. It was good to meet you. Now stay awesome, home slice!

[catpunned]

[ Adrien laughs, amused by the reaction to the card, but decides to leave it at that. He salutes too as he turns to leave the table. ]

You too, dude. See you later!

[ Once he reaches the door, he gives Kurt one last look and winks before disappearing into the night. ]