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high on life ([personal profile] youandmeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-03-07 07:55 pm

minor injuries meme



You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1.
Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1.
Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1.
Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

loving reposted from here.
spah: (and if that don't work?)

actually helping with her will come soon i promise lasfhasdf

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-09 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Engineer caught a glimpse of someone, but she moved too fast for him to get a proper look. He watches for a moment, quiet, before reaching behind his sentry and pulling out an ornate-decorated, pump-action shotgun.

He steps down a ramp that curves against the wall and follows the direction he saw her disappear. Who knew what would happen, he figures, but his sentry was still in sight. He wasn't worried about an attack from behind.]


You're takin' that real literally, huh.

[That accent couldn't be more Texan if he had a straw sticking out the corner of his mouth. Which... he does, sometimes.]
clasificado: (❝ intentamos otra vez. ❞)

no worries! it might be a little difficult since she's trying to be sneaky :)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-10 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ footsteps and a drawl rivaling that of a certain cowboy's, both coming closer. And here she is with only steel and concrete between her and a trigger-happy machine. But not trapped. Never trapped.

Trying to ignore the throbbing in her temples, Sombra detaches one of her translocators from her belt. Small and sleek, its familiar weight in her palm is a comfort, especially when she sees it's undamaged by the blast that knocked her briefly unconscious. If she can just toss it somewhere out of the sentry's range...

But as soon as she looks up to scan the nearby structures, a wave of dizziness hits her, blurring her vision and driving the breath out of her with a pained gasp. The translocator slips from her fingers. It clacks against the ground. Too loud for someone attempting to stay hidden. ]
spah: (i solve practical problems)

excellent

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-10 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep. There's a gasp, and something hitting the floor. Engineer makes his way there. The first things he notices is the translocator, which he kneels down to pick up. He runs a finger over it, until finally noticing the woman that came with it. He looks up, and...

... huh.

The merc stares Sombra down for a moment, quiet, the shotgun in his other hand propped against his knee - just to let her known it's still there. He wouldn't lie, she's not what he expected. He was familiar with a very particular rotating door of people, all gunning for the briefcase in the back of the base. This kid, though... was she a new recruit for the other team? Or someone else entirely?]


... Ma'am.
clasificado: (❝ i knew you were good for something. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-10 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ head lowered, Sombra forces herself to take slow breaths to push back the pain before sliding her gaze up. First to the shotgun ( not half as menacing as Reaper's—but still not a weapon to underestimate when she's so close to its muzzle ) and then to the source of the voice. The man looks... perplexed to see her. He obviously doesn't know who she is.

Despite her grimace, her lips twitch into a smirk. If she can keep him off balance enough, maybe she can get out of here and get to her target. As long as she doesn't end up staring down the wrong side of a gun barrel. ]


... Guess you're another part of the welcoming committee. [ she makes a careful nod in the direction of the sentry. ] Thanks for not shooting me on sight—even if you are making me feel old, amigo.
spah: (from tearing me a structurally)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-11 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. Sorry. I was raised on sirs and ma'am's. How 'bout a 'miss?'

[Don't worry, he means it well for a 1970s-era Texan mercenary. As for the gun... he glances down at it.]

Yeah, well... tell you the truth, that's what I normally do. [He looks down at the translocator between his fingers for a moment.] But I ain't decided if I should yet.

[He's not the type to shoot a woman, but he's not stupid either. All politeness aside, he didn't trust her. But it was giving him an idea.

First, he notices the way she squints, the way she holds herself.]


Hit your head, I'm guessin'.
clasificado: (❝ don't mind me. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-11 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[ much as instinct insists on stealing another look at the shotgun, Sombra keeps her eyes fixed on the man's face, committing it to memory. Even shadowed by his hardhat and shades, it still belongs to a person who saw her. She doesn't leave witnesses.

Usually. Her machine pistol rests in its holster on her back, cloaked in thermoptic camo, but Sombra makes no motion to reach for it. Like him, she hasn't decided if she should yet. Or even if she could in her condition, with the rest of her surroundings wavering in and out of clarity with each pulse of her headache.

Still, as long she's vulnerable ( though she wouldn't admit it to anyone but herself ) she can use it. ]


Yeah. [ she winces, not entirely feigned. ] Is there a medic nearby who takes walk-ins?
spah: (Default)

entirely optional ftr sombra can do whatever

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-12 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[He's quiet again, just for a moment.]

Don't move.

[That's the only warning or ceremony Sombra gets before he takes off his single work glove, revealing a skeletal-thing robotic hand. It's crude compared to anything McCree or Symmetra would have, but with a flick of his hand it produces a mini-sentry that tumbles upright onto the concrete next to them.

Engineer looks over his shoulder with a lopsided grin as it beeps to life.]


Cute little feller, ain't he? [He glances back at Sombra before tossing the translocator in his hand.] Sorry 'bout this, but like I said. I don't entirely trust ya. If you stay put, it won't shoot. Be right back.

[Again, about all he explains before he stands and disappears back behind the pillar, toward the upper level.

Should Sombra decide to wait, he'll eventually be back with a red, beat-up toolbox and a beer cooler. He'll explain.]
clasificado: (❝ try and keep up. ❞)

hope this is okay then!

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-13 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hey—

[ and he's gone, leaving more questions than answers behind him. Sombra scowls but doesn't call out again. For all she knows, he left to get reinforcements, and she doesn't particularly want to attract any more attention to herself. Although, since that possibility exists...

She turns her attention to the mini-sentry. Compared to the turrets that studded the snowy expanse of the Volskaya complex or even the old-fashioned ones built by Overwatch's little engineer, this one looks like a few good shots can bring it down. The spinning light on top whirls fast enough to worsen her headache if she stares at it too long. Cute? Maybe—for someone with a mechanical hand. Not that she's judging. Beneath her skin, her cybernetic implants thrum in time with her heart, a quiet reminder that she hasn't been completely "human" for a long time.

Or defenseless when faced with a hostile machine within arms-reach. Watching the mini-sentry, Sombra waits until it rotates fully away from her before she lunges forward, stretching out on her stomach to grab its base. A flicker of bright violet flares from underneath her fingertips and up the mini-sentry through its circuitry. Adrenaline spikes in her when its gun snaps back towards her face—but that's about all it manages before her attack overwhelms its simple programming. See enemies, shoot. See friendlies, don't shoot. A single touch is all it takes to make it consider her part of the latter group without disabling it entirely.

A few seconds tick by. The mini-sentry swivels away from her... and back... and away as if nothing happened. Sombra lets out a short sigh. She pushes herself into a sitting position and edges back to her original spot. Leaning back with her hands pressed against the ground, she shuts her eyes briefly to stave off the rush of dizziness in her wake of her movements. For now, just neutralizing this one threat is enough. Anything more drastic will depend on what happens after the man returns. ]
Edited 2018-03-13 03:50 (UTC)
spah: (use more gun)

perfect!!

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-13 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lucky for Sombra, Engineer has no idea what happened. When he comes back, he stops and eyes her for a moment, then sets the cooler and toolbox down. He sets the cooler and hits a button on his mechanical wrist. The little sentry shuts down, dipping the head of its turret-end down as its lights die down.]

Thanks for waitin'.

[Implying he gave Sombra a choice. He pops the cooler open and pulls out a beer. He hands it to Sombra before sitting on the cooler himself.]

For your head.

[He taps his temple from under his hard hat, implying he's offering it as a makeshift icepack. Of course, she can just drink it too. Red Shed's a good brand, in his book.]
clasificado: (❝ hack the planet. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-14 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sombra studies the beer in her hand for a moment, tracing the vintage style label with one nail, then glances back at the man with raised eyebrows and a wry smile. Anyone caught infiltrating a Talon base would've had a bullet to their brain by now. Or marched off for questioning. Then again, who's to say this isn't an interrogation of sorts?

Still, she nods to show her thanks and raises the beer in a mock toast before gingerly pressing it to her forehead. If nothing else, at least the cold wet glass is soothing. Her gaze strays to the ( currently ) defunct mini-sentry. ]


Do you usually drink on the job?
spah: (use more gun)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-14 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Usually, nah. I just keep it on the side when the job's done. Bein' honest, though... I'll sneak a drink on a slow day, every once in a while.

[Engineer grins and shifts on his makeshift seat. Because speaking of interrogations: that's a pretty good guess.

See, this woman could be tight-lipped on a normal day for all he knew. But he also knew that he might not get an accurate answer out of a head injury. So, he settles for an in-between.]


I'm the engineer around here. Lotta folks just call me that or "Engie." So... I guess I can start by askin' for your name.
clasificado: (❝ lighten up. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-15 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sombra listens without a hint of impatience. Knowledge about someone's habits can be useful as anything jotted down in an official file—assuming it's true, of course. Names, on the other hand, Sombra is a little more particular about. "Engie" definitely isn't one. ]

Sombra. [ she offers as her own alias, her voice almost deadpan. Her nails click against her beer as she shifts it to her left hand, extending her right towards Engineer to shake. ] Pleasure meeting you. Even if it's not under the best circumstances.
spah: (of your conundrums of philosophy)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-15 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine by him. He's used to aliases. Not because he has to, really. He was well-known enough in the world of weapon engineering, his real name wasn't a secret. They all just happened to gravitate toward job titles for names. Don't ask.]

Sombra. [He gives a short nod, taking her hand with a firm shake.] Spanish word, right?

[He knew a little. Anyway.]

Not exactly. So, I'm gonna have to ask what you were doin' here. You ain't my usual kind of intruder... 'less you're a new hire.

[Names were easy. Now came the meat of it. He wasn't expecting much of an answer this time, unfortunately.]
Edited (rearranged some icon tags, just fixing the icon!) 2018-03-16 01:41 (UTC)
clasificado: (❝ saw that one coming. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ she gives a slight shake of her head. ]

Nope. Your color doesn't look good on me. [ even all of Talon with its dreary black couldn't get her to give up her favorite purple. ] But—maybe you should pay a little more attention to the next one you get.

[ here goes nothing. Sombra sets down her beer bottle. Oh, she isn't worried about pulling this off, even with this headache. With her capabilities, she's always going to be one of the first picks for this type of mission. But stealing actual papers inside a briefcase, like the ones carried around in some old spy flick? If anyone on the council actually had a sense of humor, she'd think they were making fun of her.]

They're going to have their eyes on this. [ Sombra snaps her fingers. A violet light sparks into the air above her hand and bursts into a small glowing holoscreen. Only one image shows: a flickering camera's-eye view of this base's briefcase inside its safe. ] Look familiar?
spah: (i'm an engineer)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[For a second, the holoscreen catches Engineer's attention more than anything. He's a tech and an inventor, go figure. He was about to ask what that was when Sombra's point got his attention: the briefcase.]

How did you... ah, hell.

[Well. It's not like she was sneaking around for a friendly reason.]
clasificado: (❝ i knew you were good for something. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-17 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ seeing his expression shift, she snickers. Sombra makes a gesture as if nudging the holoscreen away from her—and it does move, drifting towards Engineer and floating before him, a glimmering picture locked in a frame of thin air. ]

So I guess it really is something important, huh. That's from one of the cameras in this place—but I'm sure you knew that already. [ she picks up her beer and presses it against her head again, watching Engineer all the while. If he wants to change his mind about shooting her, wouldn't this be a good time for him to try? ] You should probably tell whoever's in charge of that one to put a password on it or something.
spah: (from tearing me a structurally)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-17 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeaaaaaah, that goes without saying. Engie's mouth thins to a line as he watches her. He knew he should have built a sentry down there.

Honestly. He should shoot her. But...]


You're talkin' like I'm supposed to convince you not to.
clasificado: (❝ don't mind me. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-18 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sombra raises her eyebrows in a much more exaggerated manner this time, her mouth dropping open in a delicate and very fake gasp. ]

You're not accusing me of trying to steal that thing, are you? Why would I do that after you've been so kind to me?

[ but her demeanor soon settles into its usual confidence. This guy seems like the sensible, down-to-earth type; dramatics won't get her far. ]

Believe it or not, I came here to help out. These holes in your defenses? I can close them up well enough that you'd swear they were never there in the first place. And you wouldn't even have to pay me.
spah: (of your conundrums of philosophy)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[mmmmmmmmmmoh my god]

Sorry, sister.

[He shakes his head. Meaning: he already doesn't believe her. Once she goes back to "normal,", though, he listens a little more closely.]

And how am I supposed to believe that?
clasificado: (❝ buenas noches. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Because the people I work for are interested in making sure your “intelligence” isn't stolen. Very interested. If I go back, and it disappears after I'm gone?

[ Sombra tilts her head back and draws a finger across her throat. The motion brings the dizziness back, and she shuts her eyes for a second, exhaling. ]

I don't really want to think about it, you know?
spah: (but i don't think hank)

[personal profile] spah 2018-03-20 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. [Growing distrust aside, Engineer stands up again and fishes another beer out of the box. He slides it aside. Freshly cold ice pack, in case she needs it.] And who's that?
clasificado: (❝ hack the planet. ❞)

[personal profile] clasificado 2018-03-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ she glances at the new bottle. By now, the pain has numbed to a background distraction as long as she moves carefully enough. But she pretends to deliberate over it anyways to buy herself a moment to think. After a moment: ]

Sorry, amigo. Can't tell you. When you're working covert ops, you don't exactly make a habit of handing out business cards.