minor injury meme.

[estivates]

You or your meme partner has been hurt, but don't worry! This time around it's not that bad. You can still limp your way out of this mess.

INJURIES.
1. Sprain/strain. How did you screw up walking?
2. Broken bones. Simple fractures still hurt.
3. Cuts. Hopefully one of you has a sewing kit.
4. Burns. Location, location, location. Let's pray this one isn't on your ass.
5. Concussion. No, they're most likely not holding up fifteen fingers.
6. Other. I'm not a doctor.

HOW'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Stupidity. You did this to yourself.
2. Accident. Is an unintentional attack still an attack?
3. Attack. Don't lie, you deserved it.
4. Other. It's probably still your own fault.

WHERE'D IT HAPPEN.
1. Home. Did you remember to invest in a first aid kit?
2. School/Work. This should be excellent for getting you out of doing stuff!
3. Outdoors. Predators like the smell of blood. Clean up asap.
4. In the water. Hopefully there aren't any sharks!
5. Other. Like a hospital. That'd be handy.

Comments

Akira | Togainu no Chi | OTA

[lostblood]

[This never happens... Fine with either role.]

Joan Watson | Elementary

[formersurgeon]

2, 4, up to you?

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Irene laughs as she pulls out the well-stocked first aid kit, and she gestures to Joan to take a seat. ] My my, Miss Watson. Should I remind you that you're the one with the hands of a surgeon?

Adora Belle Dearheart | Discworld | OTA

[trodden]

[ Either role. Can start. Injuries 4, 5 unlikely for her. ]

cullen rutherford | dragon age | ota

[wickedgraceless]

[neverexpected]

[I hope a Lavellan is okay! Who would you like to be the one hurt/the one being taken care of? Also, would you prefer romance or bromance? :)]

tauriel ~ the hobbit

[starlighted]

[ either role. ]

pick your injury, 2, 3

[princeduality]

[the fall went a lot better for Chemin; part of the way down, something in him clicked and remembered he didn't have to go tumbling off that rock face. that he could float.

that took a lot of focus to start, but once the thought brought the rest of his body up to speed and his descent slowed, it was too late to think to try and snatch the other body that went down with him.

the euphoric feeling that flight and air gave him got cut terribly short when he realizes – and heard – that there was absolutely something more he needed to be paying attention to.


down, he thinks, and starts to sink faster, tucking himself up to miss some of the brambles and foliage along the way to the ground.]

castiel | supernatural | ota

[falteringly]

[ open to either! ]

Wanna kiss his boo boo better?

[impala_is_my_baby]

Well, at least he hadn't sprained his elbow, unlike a certain other Winchester he knows. No, he had clean, straight up broken something in his arm, and if the pain would stop threatening to engulf him every time he moves it, he might be able to pinpoint just where he broke it. The demon had caught him unawares and there was a pretty cracking noise as it twisted fragile muscle and bone like tissue paper and he was going to have to suck it up at this rate and go to a hospital.

But for now, he's going to sulk in Baby and down half a bottle of aspirin with most of a bottle of Jack and wait for the pain to dull enough that he can at least steer the car in the direction of the nearest hospital.

Damn, it would be nice to have someone with some amazing healing powers around right about now. Not that he would ask Cas to use up those precious little powers that he has left, but still...at least the angel could drive him in that awful pimp mobile to an ER.

AkaRed - Boukenger Vs Super Sentai/Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger - OTA

[inheritstheredsouls]

((can be in either role))

garrett 'tully' fuller ( supremacy )

[swastika]

kíli / tolkien

[bowmaster]

[ lbr he'd most likely be the loser with the injuries but eh either side is fine! ]

Thor | MCU

[thorsdaeg]

[ can be either! ]

[daughterofthunder]

[It's her pride that's hurt, more than anything else. The physical injury itself is minor; a broken wrist caused by a bit of cliff diving and a wrong angle.

It should have been perfect, though, and so when she had to be fetched from the water, it was her ego and not her bones she was worried for.

Teenagers, even Asgardian ones, often did stupid things.]

Johanna Mason | The Hunger Games | OTA

[wickedlyable]

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter | OTA

[mudblood_andproud]

Dorian Pavus | Dragon Age: Inquisition

[cultivations]

(( good for either role ))

[virborassan]

[ooc: Up for a Lavellan Inquisitor?]

Oliver Queen | Arrow

[arrowgant]

Peter Quill (Star-Lord) | MCU

[pelvicsorceries]

Inquisitor Lavellan | Dragon Age | OTA

[borassan]

Warden Tabris | Dragon Age | OTA

[conscribed]

Billy Kaplan | Marvel 616 | OTA

[noassgardian]

Crowley | Good Omens | OTA

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

[Open to either!]

Joanna McCoy ∞ Star Trek

[joanna_mccoy]

Always good to have a nurse on hand when injured but open to either role.

tj hammond ≈ political animals / ota

[inclined]

The Eleventh Doctor || Doctor Who

[makeherblue]

[Prose preferred]

2-4-5

[syncopath]

[Doctor-hurting? Also, do you have a pref for this Master or the crazier one?]

Peter Quill || Guardians of the Galaxy MCU

[volumeone]

[Prose preferred, slow posting]

dorian pavus ; dragon age inquisition

[underthings]

[meravas]

{ Injuries: 1, 2, or 3? which would you prefer, or should Bull be injured? either is fine with me
How: 3
Where: 3 }

Warden-Commander Amell - Dragon Age

[itwasharrowing]