you filthy animals.

[bananagrams]

the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[underachievement]

Hey I have a question. But you have to answer truthfully.

[tanker]

hit me

[underachievement]

Was 'semper fi' too subtle or did they just refuse to tattoo it on your forehead?

[tanker]

what makes you think it's not tattooed on the back of my head

is this your own subtle way of telling me i'm too rigid

[underachievement]

Only when you're sober.

[tanker]

my rigidity keeps a lot of people alive and safe
But maybe you should check the rest of me to make sure I don’t have that tattoo somewhere.

[underachievement]

[ for now, but harbinging on the inevitable is more fun in person. ]

Careful, dozer. All it takes is 1 heart-shaped locket on your foot to kill the mood.

[tanker]

so i've got to hide the fact that i'm a romantic,
then?

[underachievement]

Romantics creep me out.
Just keep your boots on. Hasn't been a problem so far.

[tanker]

feelings creep you out
you're the first girl i'm sleeping with that wants me to keep my shoes on, it'd be weird if we ever fucked in a bed

[underachievement]

You can keep it all on if you want to. Minus the shirt.

[tanker]

oh, my shirt has to go? that's mandatory?

[underachievement]

Yup. Especially that tight pink number.

[tanker]

that shirt has sentimental value.

but i can take it off. you just like the fact that you can dig your fingers in as hard as you want and not leave a mark

[underachievement]

You know that kinky shit goes both ways.

[tanker]

I know

I like that I can be rough right back. I don’t usually get to, ever

[underachievement]

I sure as hell hope not. You fuck like a battering ram.

[tanker]

just because that's how you want it. you should tell me what else you're into one of these days...

how's your living room wall since my last visit by the way

[underachievement]

Still more of an open concept. Maybe we should stick to condemned buildings.

[tanker]

real sexy
you do know how to get me in the mood

[underachievement]

You're sleeping with me. Don't pretend you have standards.

[tanker]

you're a lot hotter than you seem to think
also you got all of these feelings under all the sass, but let's pretend i didn't say that, all right

[underachievement]

Sure your dicks a morality compass that always points north.
I'll never doubt myself again.

[tanker]

you think all my thought processes go through my dick?

what am i saying, of course you think that

[underachievement]

Can't spell denial without D