you filthy animals.

[bananagrams]

the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

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[underachievement]

As long as you comp me some of it in cash.

[tanker]

i knew you wouldn't accept orgasms as a form of payment

i guess i can spare some cash to go dutch with you

[underachievement]

[ true she wouldn't like having the title of pizza prostitute but she would like to be able to call him Pizza John even less ]

Did you know you know how make me feel financially good too

[tanker]

[ He's thought about the pizza prostitute thing as he was typing. it did not make him feel good.

He would hate if she started calling him Papa John's, too. ]

I have a multitude of talents

i'm good with my tongue, too

[underachievement]

[ bitch, abracadabra. no daddy, no visa, she got her own cash ]

No such thing as a free ride. [ she won't go dutch on everything. ]

[tanker]

are you turning down sitting on my face

just for clarification's sake

[underachievement]

I'm trying to figure out what's in it for you.

[tanker]

i'm getting laid? believe me, it doesn't happen that often.

[underachievement]

[ she believes it, and she already comes more in a night, so lying there or straddling him, she's not game if it's all about getting one up on that bitch in Hell's Kitchen ]

All right but getting me off doesn't mean you get to grin at me after like you proved a point or something.

[tanker]

at this point making you come doesn't feel like such an accomplishment anymore, jess

i know what you like now and i'm not above using that knowledge

[ he almost used a wink emoji in there. the horror. ]

[underachievement]

You know some of it.
Just don't pick that day to let the stubble grow in.

[tanker]

i don't actually grow much facial hair at all

is that something i should not say.

[underachievement]

It works for me.
Show me that idiot tattoo. [ she's an arms gal ]

[tanker]

sir, yes, sir

[ And attached, she gets a crooked selfie that shows off his arm and the tattoo across from it. ]

[underachievement]

If you were trying to be sarcastic, it backfired.

[tanker]

have you considered maybe I like taking orders

[underachievement]

Sure. Didn't occur to me that I might be into being called 'sir.'

[tanker]

are you? would you prefer ma'am?

[underachievement]

Hell no. Sounds like I wear pencil skirts.

[tanker]

you'd look hot in one
i'd happily tear it right off you

[underachievement]

I could say the same for you.

[tanker]

you want to tear a skirt off of me?

[underachievement]

I mean I don't NOT want to.

[tanker]

i think i might struggle finding a skirt my size

[underachievement]

Well don't look at me.