bananagrams: (Default)
🍌🍌🍌 ([personal profile] bananagrams) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2017-11-07 12:08 pm

you filthy animals.




the phone sex / sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, sexy skype sessions, whatever your heart desires.

underachievement: my second favourite noir after pinot (film noir!)

[personal profile] underachievement 2017-11-21 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Well don't look at me.
tanker: (o13)

[personal profile] tanker 2017-11-22 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
you're a strange one, jessica jones

and yet i still keep on coming for more
underachievement: (bet ur glad i think kindles are dumb now)

[personal profile] underachievement 2017-11-22 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Says more about you than it does about me.
tanker: (bL6SNRE)

[personal profile] tanker 2017-11-23 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, i know
but then again, i already knew i'm a glutton for punishment
d'you think i'd have accepted to pick up after the x-men otherwise
underachievement: a border moat (you know what i think would be great?)

[personal profile] underachievement 2017-11-23 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You got a death wish. Nothing special.
tanker: (Default)

[personal profile] tanker 2017-11-25 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
don't want to die
just do the right thing.
tanker: (Default)

[personal profile] tanker 2017-11-27 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He disagrees. Of course. ]

why do you keep on doing the right thing yourself, then? you got a death wish too?
underachievement: (you seem lost in thought or a memory)

[personal profile] underachievement 2017-11-28 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ some days, but they don't know each other like that. ]

Living's the short end of the stick. I owe some people.
tanker: (YogrGQM)

[personal profile] tanker 2017-11-29 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
you wouldn't fight so hard - for yourself and others - if you truly believed that. that front you put on, it must be so tiring.
underachievement: i can promise you it's not (you might think ur dick is a gift)

[personal profile] underachievement 2017-11-29 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You can keep taking shots in the dark but here's a better idea: Back the hell off. [ one warning before she hits him back and she can get way more specific, PI powers. dead and/or brainwashed friends are a major moodkill ]
tanker: (oo4)

[personal profile] tanker 2017-12-07 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
all right, all right.